[inkskinned]

hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made

[kassaneiti]

Kauppatarina

Kun olin 13v kävin ostamassa kolme mutakakkua jotka aattelin syödä yksin. Kävelen kassalle crocseissa ja laitan kakut hihnalle. Kassa:“oho onkos oikee juhlat tulossa?” Minä: “… ei ku syön nää ite” Kassa:“…” Minä: “:)” Kassa:“okei..”

[en-ole-robotti]

Ei kasvissyöjille

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[notlostonanadventure]

Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

[underdog1224557]

this bums me out

[doomy]

i say this a lot but this is what people mean when they say capitalism is efficient. it is very efficient in a really terrible way.

[weaver-z]

I really do hope that they never find the woman who ruined the Tour de France this year. I hope the international manhunt gets them nowhere and this woman becomes the D.B. Cooper of bad cardboard signs

[weaver-z]

For those unaware: A woman holding a single handmade sign up to the cameras at the Tour de France accidentally knocked a cyclist at the front of the pack off of his bike, causing a pileup that became the largest mass crash in the race's entire history. She fled the country and there is now an international manhunt to find her and sue her.

[awkwardmiraculousphotos]

When you drink water after chewing mint gum

[kayespuzzles]

No difference.

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[closet-keys]

Why is it that bullies can always tell you’re lgbt or like neuroatypical way before you can 😭

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

New diagnostic tool: a middleschooler

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kotikala]

Sanna Marin on mun vitun sankari.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yinx1]

Can’t argue with maths

[doona-baes]

jk: i don’t like it :(

[ruttotohtori]

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[ruttotohtori]

Ja laitetaa ny viel et saa kokeilla 2 viikkoo ja voi sit palauttaa jos ei oo tyytyväine.

[ruttotohtori]

Älä ny tollee sano ku sit kukaa ei uskalla vastata tähä yhtää mitää ku aattelee et heti on poliisit perässä ku mun kanssa lähtee johonki ku ihmiset soittaa hätäkeskuksee et joku pedofiili seikkailee pitkin kaupunkia jonku lapsen kanssa

[vittumainennarttu]

Kyllä ne uskaltaa. Sulla on henkkarit joilla todistaa ikä

[ruttotohtori]

Mut silti D:

[ruttotohtori]

…kiinnostaisko ketää?

[ruttotohtori]

Jos mä maksaisin siit et joku seurustelis mun kans? 💶

[ruttotohtori]

[ruttotohtori]

:3c

[vittumainennarttu]

Auttaiskohan tässä mainituksessa jos sulla ois oma asunto?

[ruttotohtori]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[renmeiii]

facebookista bongattua: tietämätön jenkki pohtimassa käänteiskentaurin ulkomuotoa 👀💧

[valilihapiirakka]

got a swedish friend who's learning finnish via duolingo, who just messaged to say "today I learned 'pulla ja kahvi' and I was initially scared to Google it, because in Swedish pulla means fingering". while I'm sure this is old news to everyone else it's new to me and I'm hooting

[kilmameri]

HOW IS THIS NOT OLD NEWS??? ICONIC

[valilihapiirakka]

It isn't old news?? In that case, have proof that isn't just "my friend told me":

Swedish "kaffe och pulla" is just a slightly spicier invitation than Finnish "kahvi ja pulla", I guess

[damatris]

Netflix and chill is out, kahvi ja pulla is in.

[hittinguranus]

Maol antaa valheellisen suojan tunteen