Can't stop the flatulence.

Shane. 24. Ohio. Bowling Green State University Alumni. BSN, RN. Working at a level one trauma center. My page is basically nursing jokes, other jokes, and naked people. In no particular order. Feel free to hit me up. Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat: shanestarbuck

[jawnsolo-deactivated20130425]

leaving your room when people are over

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[battlevilla]

[sixpenceee]

Australia has started to test a network of drainage with mesh so that plastics and other pollutants do not reach rivers or sea. 

[its-tinasnow]

“I’m a good girl.”

— Girl whose pussy is going to literally ruin your life (via cum)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

spongebob my leg guy voice: MY WIG!!!

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

g

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

garlic bed

[newkidslegacy]

[ghostpain-deactivated20161208]

[yourotherdxddy]

Moan her name while she sucks your dick

[prettybrown-eyes]

Please do 😩😩

[redvelvetteddy-deactivated20210]

Motivation 🙃

[skyakafreckles]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Somebody sent me an ask saying my name was too weird to moan 😭😭😭

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

hol up. what yo name?

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Lol. Its Corbin.

[imabrickshithouse]

Imagine moaning Corbin and then having to start all over again because you got soft thinking about the nigga from High School Musical

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Wow.

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20190]

💀

[symphonicseauxl]

😭😭😭

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

Maaan this took a turn

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2]

😂😂😂

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfao

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

Ayo 😂😂😂

[pikarar]

[the-fanaddict]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[thehumming6ird]

In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]

[jumpingjacktrash]

broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it

[siderealsandman]

“HEY LOOK BROTHER IT’S THE LARGE GREEN MAN WHO THREW YOU AROUND IN NEW YORK :D”

[6haha-memes9]

[sm64mario]