ThisIsFrog

I looked up at the heavens and swore at God that I will do what it takes to change things,not out of spite or anger,but of determination and willpower to reach which was lost when the Tower of Babel stood.

[tatertotterpotater]

Ok bye forever tumblr,im going to like piss off minorites

[one-more-offbeat-anthem]

like i know my mutuals don’t look like their icons but also yes they do

[tatertotterpotater]

I fucking love mine what are you on?

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[flamboyantly-employing]

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

[tatertotterpotater]

Holy shit.

[tatertotterpotater]

*crawls out of a sewer grater and hands you a small frog friend.* “Take care of this fella for me will ya?” I say as I go back to the sewer grater.Never to be seen by another living soul again.

[tatertotterpotater]

Did you know? Rubbing Vics VapoRub into your knuckles inflicts healing anywere you hit but it inflicts blindness and bonus burn damage if you hit them near the eyes.

[tatertotterpotater]

In other words.Headshots matter.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[persephinae]

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

[luxlightly]

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

[tatertotterpotater]

ONE DAY WHEN THE TONGUIN’ IS DONE,WE’ll TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO

[tatertotterpotater]

There is comfort in chaos and unease in peace.There will always be the cycle of life and death,no matter what you do,be it find immortality or become the creator of life,End will find ways,End will always be behind you,running will just tire you out,hiding will just wate time,enjoy what you have,from the smallest ant you’ve seen to the biggest event you have been.Enjoy.

[tatertotterpotater]

ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE DAMN YOU.

[tatertotterpotater]

There is comfort in chaos and unease in peace.There will always be the cycle of life and death,no matter what you do,be it find immortality or become the creator of life,End will find ways,End will always be behind you,running will just tire you out,hiding will just wate time,enjoy what you have,from the smallest ant you’ve seen to the biggest event you have been.Enjoy.

[tatertotterpotater]

I do not know what a twink is and at this point im scared to ask what it is.

[tatertotterpotater]

Where have all the good frogs gone?

[tatertotterpotater]

And where are all the toads?

[tatertotterpotater]

Where’s the street wise Toad-cules against the rising odds?

[tatertotterpotater]

My resolve will be my judgment and my willpower will be my mantle,as long as I stand,as long as I breath,I’ll fight my demons,I’ll fight my past,I’ve fallen multiple times and I get back up once more,as long as I’m on this mortal coil,I’ll keep taking the hits and keep on fighting,it’s not yet over,you also have demons to face and challenges to over come,each different for all of us,but the out come will always be the same,you and I? We’ll over come them,you’ve done this alone,and so did I,but as one we can become greater,become better,out demons may be many and tough,but they are not to judge who we are,how far you go before you truly fall is what matters.Get up and go out there friend,there is work to be done,games to be won,and scores to be settled.You and I can do this,you and I will overcome this.

[coughloop]

love when he said this, on the show

[runcibility]

[saint-batrick]

[cipheramnesia]

🙃

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

[prismatic-bell]

[randomslasher]

[tatertotterpotater]

[tatertotterpotater]

Where have all the good frogs gone?

[tatertotterpotater]

And where are all the toads?

[tatertotterpotater]

What is my dear friend thinking? Could it be that he is sad? If so,what caused my dear friend’s sadness? I-Is it my fault? N-no...I couldn’t hurt my dear friend...

[tatertotterpotater]

M-my d-dear friend,let’s talk about this it doesn’t have to resort to violence,p-please.

[tatertotterpotater]

What is my dear friend thinking? Could it be that he is sad? If so,what caused my dear friend’s sadness? I-Is it my fault? N-no...I couldn’t hurt my dear friend...

[tatertotterpotater]

Where have all the good frogs gone?