HEY!

27 years old. Manga. Drawing. Animals. Books. Kpop (GG Stan).  (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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[incorrectizonequotes]

burglar: get on the ground!

eunbi: um, I didn't hear a please

burglar: uh please ?

eunbi: no, it's too late, give me the gun

burglar: but-

[xonada]

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[memesmood]

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[usedtobeofficialgayidle-deactiv]

Yuqi: What if I ate fast food slowly?

Miyeon: What if oxygen was a poisonous gas and took about 80 years to kill a person?

Minnie: What if Cinderella’s shoes fell off because it didn’t fit?

Soyeon: What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google?

Soojin:

Soojin: Shuhua, you’re the only normal one here.

Shuhua: What if we all used to be zombies but there was a human apocalypse?

Soojin:

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Minnie: (texts Yuqi) I’m taking a bath.

Yuqi: (texts back) Ooh send nudes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Meanwhile)

Soojin: (texts Shuhua) I’m taking a bath.

Shuhua: (texts back) Ooh send me a picture of your hair up in a giant spike uwu.

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Soojin: (panicking) QUICK! YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD! WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Shuhua: Not much taller than me, female, has long, blonde hair, sexy, probably an ange-

Soojin: I mean your blood type!

Shuhua: Oh…

Shuhua: (looks down)

Shuhua: Red.

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Minnie: Kiss, kill, marry, fuck: me, Miyeon, Soojin, Shuhua.

Soyeon: Kiss Soojin, marry Miyeon, fuck Shuhua, kill Yuqi.

Yuqi: I wasn’t even the choice what the fuck—

[usedtobeofficialgayidle-deactiv]

Shit (Gay)I-DLE say #13

Soyeon's search history

2 06 AM: How to grow four more arms

2 06 AM: Things with six arms

2 07 AM: Hexapus

2 09 AM: How to be a hexapus

2 10 AM: How to be Henry the Hexapus

2 15 AM: How to slap five people at once while taking a picture of it

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Shuhua: Unnie can I go out and play?

Soojin: Why are you asking me? Do I look like a mother to you? Just go already!

Soojin:

Soojin: Also remember not to trip and fall down the steps again. Hey! STOP RUNNING LIKE THAT!

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Yuqi: Here come a good news and a bad news.

Miyeon: Good news first.

Yuqi: The airbag on your car worked amazingly.

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Yuqi: Wanna see a butterfly?

Miyeon: Yes! Of course!

Soojin: Oh my god no—

Yuqi: (yeets a stick of butter across the room)

Minnie: Cute.