[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it

[tcup-chipped-deactivated2025010]

But at a cost

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

No I do it for free

[tattletailstrangler]

It’s been a while, tumblr, I’m blonde now

[toastbutteregg]

[deathirl]

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

[recommend]

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Such an accurate description of myself.

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[sovietnam]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[finallyycleans]

left brain right brain but it’s bo burnham and john mulaney

[radsturbate]

[thestereotypebuster]

Converse are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but dammit if they don’t look good

[thestereotypebuster]

I love my 1920s factory worker shoes

[thestereotypebuster]

My chiropractor says the lack of arch support is ruining my knees

[puncromancer]

i get dicked down

[puncromancer]

but i get it up again

[help-here-for-depressed-peers]

“I wonder”

[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree