[everythingfox]

The bell

[poorlymadesockpuppet]

How it started vs how it's going

[billymayslesbian]

remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

[billymayslesbian]

literally nothing beats this

[rivertigo]

we need more jerk off scenes but ones that are depressing, pathetic, and lame. I wanna see the next it boy sobbing and stroking his shit face down

[pukicho]

bird watchers when they watch birds:

[notpikaman]

[retrogamingblog2]

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

[yotzuyu]

[thebelchers]

[tamamita]

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

[lenasai]

“the vaccine makes you have a reaction to it!”

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[alliebeemac]

What it feels like to enter adulthood. 

[blackotaku97]

Accurate

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[internetmessiah-deactivated2017]

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

[queenrafferty]

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…