texts - ft. everett
EVERETT
text: haven't seen you around the farm lately. given up on spying on me?
TATUM
text: ........ how did you get this number??? text: nevermind, pretty sure I know and pretty sure I'm about to murder a certain brother. text: I'm not 12 years old anymore, you don't hold the appeal for me that you used to. Sorry not sorry.
EVERETT
text: I have my ways ma'am text: you wouldn't really look that great behind bars, so lets not think that way blondie text: there is no way you typed that with a straight face
TATUM
text: Ma'am? Excuse you, I am not old enough to be called ma'am. Jackass. text: maybe not, but I would rock the orange jumpsuit and you fucking know it. text: my face is so straight typing that you'd think I just had botox. text: is there a particular reason you're texting me Everett, or are you out of petty crimes to commit?
EVERETT
text: exactly why I said it. to get you wound up text: I see it has worked text: Idon't know if you'd really look with orange on text: I might be out of some right now. but who say's this isn't what I had in mind the whole time. just to text you?
TATUM
text: what are you, five? text: yep, clearly five.
text: orange 👏 is 👏 my 👏 color 👏 bitch 👏. text: okay, I'll bite. Why did you "just want to text" me?
EVERETT
text: alright, you look hot in orange. Got it text: you’re such a brat sometimes text: I’m bored, come entertain me
TATUM
text: Thank you, I'm sure it was painful for you to admit. text: Moi? A brat? I'm 100% that bitch, but smart of you not to use that word. Good boy. text: Am I seeing things? You want me to come around? Thought I was an *annoying fucking pest"??
EVERETT
text: you have no idea how hard that was text: rather use that one, then the other one. just in case text: You might be an annoying fucking pest, doesn't mean I don't want your company sometimes
TATUM
text: And yet you survived. text: I'm sure you would, but it would earn you a slap. text: I see. Interesting. I suppose I could tolerate your company for a little. text: Hiding out at the farm?
EVERETT
text: I rather live to see another day text: not that I would be entirely opposed to that. I might enjoy that a little to much text: I’m actually not. I’m hiding out in my house at the moment. Just as great. You should come over
TATUM
text: and here I was under the impression you had no self preservation. text: don't threaten you with a good time? text: against all better judgment, okay, I'll come over. if this is some fucked up prank, I swear to god, Everett, I will hurt you in very not fun ways.
