break the mold

"but you still hit my phone up, and baby i'll be moving on, and i think it should be something i don't want to hold back, maybe you should know that ... my mamma don't like you, and she likes everyone; and i don't like to admit that i was wrong." KKΓ ✿

[tatumashh]

maxdecotes:

“Are you telling me you have a Lemure?”

“I’m saying that I have ways of getting you a lemur.” 

[tatumashh]

maxdecotes:

“I’m so desperate for a pet Lemure. Like fuck, I’d literally give my left ball for one of those monkeys. I know real life isn’t like Animal Crossing and you can’t trade in apples for goods, but do you know anyone willing to accept a testicle for a Lemure?”

“I don’t know if I literally want you to give me a testicle, but I think we could come up with a different trade.”

[tatumashh]

rickxgriffin:

“Oh hello… You should know, when I shower it’s sort of my private zone.”

“Sorry, I must have the wrong room.” Tatum apologized, giving the half-naked man a not-so-subtle glance. “Certainly a shame for anybody who doesn’t get to see that at least once though,” she hummed.

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: can't you, tho? i heard there are some pretty sweet dollar deals for mexico.

Tony: oh trust me, i'll do plenty of that.

Tatum: that's true, good point

Tatum: you're trash~

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: because summer. and girls in bikinis.

Tatum: kinda jealous tbh, wish I could get out of here, have fun then, don't do anything I wouldn't do ;)

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: new zealand

Tatum: why??

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: not really tho i'm going away

Tatum: where are you going?

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: lmao okay tatum

Tatum: okay cool, see ya around maybe

[tatumashh]

text ✉ open

Eli: SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TOOOOOOOOWN!

Eli: i might have one too...

Eli: is this our subtle way to ask for a onesie party?

Tatum:

Tatum: yay onesies

Tatum: we totally should though

[tatumashh]

text ✉ tat

Tony: why is that the /only/ time you matter, tatum? pls explain

Tatum: never mind, it doesn't matter, I won't bother you with christmas stuff anymore

[tatumashh]

ughnolan:

Nolan raised his eyebrows ever so slightly when she mentioned Tate and had half a mind to ask her what she needed to tell his fellow Pi Kappa brother, but instead remained silent as she took a seat next to him. “Have at it,” he eventually spoke up, holding out his cigarette between two fingers. “You know, if there’s something you need to tell Tate, I could always give him a message for you.”

Tatum took the cigarette from Nolan, putting it up to her lips and taking a short drag from it -- maybe she wanted to rebel a little, but she didn’t want to totally begin killing her lungs. She shrugged at his words, handing the cigarette back to him. “There wasn’t anything specific I wanted to say, I just want to talk to him I guess. But I don’t want to bother him, I’m not necessarily in the best of moods, so it’s okay. Thanks though, Nolan.” She smiled kindly at him.

[tatumashh]

stfustevenson:

He evaluated his options, “punch something? I’ve already punched my physics books multiple times. Get wasted?” He questioned holding up his drink, “Working on it. Making out, sounds plausible, and breaking shit could get me in a whirl wind of trouble.” He smiled taking a sip of his beer.

Tatum sipped on her beer as he went through her choices. “But getting in trouble can be fun sometimes, and I didn’t say we had to break something of the frat.” She offered.

[tatumashh]

juliandtf:

“Maybe, but do whatever makes you more comfortable when you’re singing. One hundred percent, I’m shocked you’re not doing classes here yet. “

“I just never thought I was that good, like I just do it for fun and mood relief to be honest.”

[tatumashh]

currently chilling in christmas pjs and crying over studying for finals so i’ma do some replies~

[tatumashh]

gonna be real busy for the next few weeks bc two finals next week and two the week after so bear with me and my most likely spotty activity please!!

[tatumashh]

when your apartment complex charges you 50$ in late fees but you weren't late in rent, and then your asshole boss doesn't even know your name and calls you Stephanie, wtf is this day already :| :(

[tatumashh]

text ✉ dax 🙃

Dax: no is everything ok???

Tatum: Depends on what you count as "okay." Mom and dad are going to Sweden for Christmas so they're not gonna come home like they usually do.