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god this tagging system is really weird no clue what he was thinking

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Hank: "The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it."

Willow: "Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side."

Acacia: "Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie."

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dipper likes lupe fiasco i think

this is canon right @transcendence-au can you confirm this thing i made up please and thank you

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dipper:

the masculine urge to start posting cat memes captioned dipper: instead of actually putting effort into this

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Dipper: "I know we don't always see eye to eye, but-"

Mabel: "Mostly because you're short."

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i just realized how long it's been since i've been on tumblr

anyway who wants this blog i'm not active here anymore

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mustache!henry au

Cultist, to a police officer: “And this maniac just comes out of nowhere, with antlers and human hands coming off of the antlers and he had a fucking AXE! But he really was rocking his mustache though. It was a really good mustache.”

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| pines fam <3 |

acaciYEAH: did you know?

hank forrest gump: Did I know?

acaciYEAH: no you did not

acaciYEAH: you fucking idiot

#tau incorrect quotes #og pines fam #guess who's back

don’t think i’ve said this yet but canonically i am fucking dead and will continue posting once the satanic ritual to put my soul back in my mortal shell is completed

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Mabel: “I invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table.”

Mabel: “Does anyone want to play chess?”

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Martha, to Hadley: “I’ve killed more people than I can count.”

Martha: “Because I’ve killed a lot of people.”

Martha: “Not because I can’t count very high.”

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