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[taxonomicons]

Hello Hello Hello! 🦇✨

In exchange for a significantly reduced price tag I’m offering sketchier work for the flat price of $15 USD per order! You can expect to receive your art in 1-2 weeks, paying half upfront and half upon completion! I accept PayPal but will consider other options on a case by case basis. Please comment with any questions and DM me @Taxonomicon to book!

Here’s my Kofi if you’re looking to contribute without anything formal!

Thank you for considering! More info for anyone curious about what I need the cash under the break <3

For anyone interested in what this money gets used for, I am buying groceries and saving up for my partners upcoming birthday shhhhh. Mainly I could use less stress at the checkout because I am not working my usual hours which typically covers meals However I would love more than anything to get my wonderful partner something nice so Ill be transparent in saying that a small portion of sales will go towards treating him too.

No pressure at all to support me though I am fortunate enough that this is not crucial to my survival so these should not be considered emergency commissions even though their primary purpose is to support food costs!! I will eat regardless I would just appreciate being able to get more, better quality food. Thank you so much for reading, consider reblogging on the reblog site to help me out :3

[sebruh]

@taxonomicons Low-key high-key racist. Why is @taxonomicons not in Ireland rn🤔 it's cuz @taxonomicons hates the Irish? THINK!!!!

[taxonomicons]

oh yeah then how’d I take this picture? Idiot. Wake up sheeple this is the lame stream media feeding you lies!!!

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

[fredersen]

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

[taxonomicons]

customer at work said they “didn’t want their receipt” but could jokingly “use it as an alibi” but as they left their husband piped up “in case there’s any CEOs!” and the girls and I behind the counter SCREAMED

[taxonomicons]

anyone else feel like life is that ladder carnival game and if you don’t keep a perfect strait path you’ll fall?

[taxonomicons]

the wind is howling outside and suddenly I’m seven and scared again

[taxonomicons]

I took her to my penthouse and I cheesed it

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[cannibalchicken]

[disgustinggf]

[sacred-portal]

[disgustinggf]

talking to me is just me being like sorry i fell asleep. i wanna take a nap. i am so sleepy .Sorry i took a nap

[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[sacred-portal]

[dandylion-s]

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

[supljekosti]

@pikslasrce

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

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