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VALENTINES DAY SOON!!! which means I can lovingly stare at @frenchfriedgiraffe brotzly art as a substitution for actually celebrating!!! HOORAY!!!
scrap for brotzly nation.. 😖😖
why has no one done a dghda swap au yet?? sm potential. ofc u could switch character roles, like Todd and Dirk. but consider this. SWAPPING THE BLACKWING EXPERIMENTS. Maybe Dirk has the Rowdy 3's abilities now. Maybe Mona is a holistic assassin now. what the hell sure
Todd Brotzman might be the realest character in fiction. like yeah if some random british guy on the spectrum jumped through my window and caused a bunch of life altering stuff to happen and make me question all my decisions and relationships with people and make (??) my sibling hate me and also introduce me to the fact that magic may be real and there's supernatural shit going on and oh I DO have a condition which I used to fake.. all that RIGHT after my horrible job?? I'd just roll with it too.
The contrast of their stories in ep 1 is tragically funny
doomed brotzman siblings. dghda hunger games au where they get reaped and one of them dies and the other has to live with the guilt (probably Todd, but who knows) . Bonus points if Amanda tries to volunteer, Todd manages to stop her, and then she gets picked anyway (we ignore that the girls get reaped first shhh shh)
hell yeah
dghda au where everything stays the same but. instead of dealing with shit Todd just moves out as soon as Dirk shows up at his apartment. and Dirk proceeds to spend half the season chasing and searching every u-haul slash hotel he can find. the locals are convinced he's a FREAK.
"Excuse me, sorry to bother, but have you seen a particularly annoyed, and perhaps the slightest bit terrified, looking man around these parts? I assure you he's very important." And it's about Todd Brotzman.
Birt? Blart? Billzanna.
love this show
found family in dghda is so underrated because. what do you MEAN this show has an independent agency by the end of season two featuring not only the 'main' trio but also a girl who can shapeshift. like yeah she's just there now. and it works and it's all cute. what do you mean a group of scary tough looking guys with some mysterious powers end up adopting this mentally ill girl who also has powers into their gang and it's all cute and they're literally family actually. don't get me started on the actual family angst in this show because. what do you mean a guy lies to his sister their entire lives while they're the only people there for eachother through everything and she ends up leaving him behind right before he finds out that well actually now he has the thing he was lying about having before. romantic ships ily but dghda family dynamics u will always be superior to me
sufferer of i love amanda brotzman disease
guys i was thinking about Farah ships and then I thought. wait a second did Amanda and Tina EVER?? meet?????
anyway is this anything
dropping in to say dghda star wars au ok bye
giraffe ily so i'm expanding on this just for u 🗣️📢
alr so I think Dirk could stay pretty much the same. I'm ngl I could see him as a protocol droid or smth, c3po vibes, but let's just keep him a human holistic detective. I think it's hilarious for him to NOT be force sensitive, and for him to just have INSANE luck. He's just a guy who hitchhikes (wink wink) around the galaxy at random, solving mysteries like it's freelance. Basically.. canon Dirk?
Todd is interesting. Making Amanda force sensitive makes so much sense in my head, but Todd? Idk. But for the sake of star wars lore, we're keeping the 'force runs in the family' thing. Todd either has NO CLUE he has it, or he does have somewhat of an idea - but he uses it exclusively for convenience. Like instead of actually diving into it he just uses it because he's lazy. And he's just. Wow okay I guess I can do that now. But when he finds out about the implications of being a force user (he doesn't know anything that's going on because he's stupid..) he's just 😨 and decides to hide it when he actually starts hanging out with the agency and actually talking to ppl and not being alone 24/7
Farah is SUCH a Jedi. She was there for the rise of the empire when she was just finishing up her Padawan training, but ofc she had to go into hiding. I think she'd pull a Cal Kestis sort of thing? Like she'd just start a new, 'nothing special' life on some irrelevant ass planet. Btws her lightsaber was def blue!! I think she's pretty basic - no dual wielding or anything.
I'm not creative enough for this 🤧 the agency trio would meet as you'd expect - Dirk pretty much drags Farah and Todd into stuff. Let's say Todd has a normal, totally not force related, job. It doesn't pay much, but Todd doesn't have any remarkable attributes (or so he thinks) that wouldn't give him away as a (sucky) force user. So, Todd, like in canon, has a low paying job he hates, but here he deals with it for the sake of not being potentially hunted down.
Meanwhile Farah, while lying low, is using her skills to her advantage. Being a bounty hunter isn't exactly crazy in star wars, but especially for Farah who, while cautious about leaving this irrelevant planet/system, still wants to, because it's not easy to get pay here, with nothing going on besides occasionally collecting scraps from ships. That is, until there appears an anonymous bounty, that may span the entire galaxy. Dirk Gently. Farah gets word of it. She keeps it in mind. But she ALSO keeps in mind the facts - she can't leave, and there's no way Dirk Gently would find himself out here.
Until he does.
This is getting needlessly complicated and I'm not even thinking this through atp. Anyhow. Something weird happens to Todd, because ofcourse it does. Maybe he gets accused of something at his job, or gets wrapped up in something near criminal. He doesn't wanna get jailed, killed, or whatever else. Shocker!! It's not like he can do anything either - that guy is POOR, he can't afford a lawyer, if those even exist in his area of the galaxy. Todd makes peace with it. Like alr ig I'll just. Die or wtv. That's when Dirk shows up! Pretty much the exact same thing as in the show; Todd returns home all moody, and then Dirk pops up, fighting ensues. Dirk Gently ily because I don't have to come up with some elaborate explanation on why he's here 🤷♀️ he just heard of some gang stuff going on, he pulled up, and Todd struck him as someone alienated from the whole conflict, despite being a key player in it, somehow. Dirk wants to figure it out, and Todd does NOT want him to do that. Until he considers the idea that despite not looking the part MAYBE Dirk actually knows what he's doing, and can help clear his name.
if anyone gaf I'll expand more on this later cus I have SO MANY ideas trust!!! I just can't write it all out in one sitting mbs 🙁
dropping in to say dghda star wars au ok bye
amanda has a line in s2 about having a vision where she sees todd with his guitar so like. obviously i had to draw it
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