certified circus freak

Miso- he/they ART: @souroboruoss

[shrimpathizer]

[farmgf]

[dehydratedbunny]

just like a cokey cola......

[carpe-aurore]

Straight out of the primordial soup

[carpe-aurore]

The reviews are in

[theprofessional-amateur]

[markwatneyandenesemble]

@forasecondtherewedwon you cant hide those in the tags 😂

[closet-keys]

it's crazy to me that anyone feels safer with police around. even as a white child in the suburbs, the presence of a cop made me feel like a small creature staying rigidly still hoping the predator wouldn't notice me and pass by

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[mysteriousbeetle]

[ID: Screenshots of text from an article that reads:

"England crashed out of the World Cup in the dying minutes against Argentina. Within hours, the UK Fact Check Politics account posted a familiar reminder on social media: "If you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, you can call the National Domestic Abuse Helpline."

"There is something uniquely absurd about living in a society that can predict a rise in violence against women with roughly the same confidence it predicts traffic after a bank holiday.

"Researchers at Lancaster University found that incidents of domestic abuse increased by 38% when England lost World Cup matches and by 26% when they won or drew. The day after an England match, incidents remained 11% higher than normal.

"Another study examining police records in the West Midlands found alcohol-related domestic abuse reports increased by 47% following England victories in major tournaments.

"Win, lose or draw, women seem to be the ones expected to absorb the emotional fallout."

/End ID.]

[arsenikuu]

These really good No Name miis that my silbing made

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[thedaygoesupinflames]

"kris is textually tma—" that is a non-binary character with more pronoun citations than words i could be damned to waste on your exorsexist ass

[thedaygoesupinflames]

im tapping the sign

[bruzum]

[fervent-bookwomb]

they should invent a listening to loud music that protects and restores your hearing

[sadclowncentral]

living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

[sadclowncentral]

his majesty himself

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: tags by @m-e-w-666 that read: #this blue dog is just like that green cat ///end ID]

now you know damn well my dog is not blue.

[lakevida]

your dog is tumblr colored

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Butcher bone for good boy! Bluish doggy!🎵

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[guerrillatech]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications