[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[unlawfulroach]

[does normal stuff but in a manner that makes it obvious there is something wrong with my brain]

[fxtherfigvre]

polaroid pic of her teary-eyed and choking on it

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[okironi]

[buffalosold1er]

[moshpitsandstargazing]

a relationship should be 50/50

i have a sword. you have a sword. we duel in the woods.

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[xprincessripz]

i don’t wanna work. I wanna have a garden and mind blowing sex with the person I love.

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[coupdegrace]

[destroymylife]

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[sfxi1]

Still us, In every lifetime.