they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

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@kurongki
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
I think u mean:
why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
Me this weekend
Part 2
this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it
i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline
when i first played new vegas, i was fresh out of playing fallout 3 and didn’t understand that nv had different routes in the main quest and literally just did whatever anyone told me to do bc i was like 12 and just thought i was supposed to do that. i basically was like. ok i’ll go activate the securitrons mr. house right away sir. oh you want me to destroy them caesar? you got it bud. oh hi mr. house oh you RLY need me to activate them ok i will. hi caesar oh you need me to enlist the boomers to help the legion. i’ll get right on that. oh ncr you want the boomers to help you too? well i already made some promises but ok i’ll do that for you
oh my god i was yes man
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me
reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket
Fuck the haters. I believe in you
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incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
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don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?