Name A Better Duo.

Leanza. Waiting in anticipation for TS7.

[eva-mei-10]

without your past,

you could never have arrived-

so wondrously and brutally,

By design or some violent, exquisite happenstance

...here.

[loseyoutoloveme]

“And during.. sometimes you wanna just be you with someone who knows all your secrets"

[lyricscity]

[taylorswift]

I was reading this like ‘this post is so SAD’ and then I went oh ya I wrote that so that happened tonight

[monica-geller]

people who are definitely gonna cry during taylor’s ama’s speech: 

selena gomez

me

[selenas-gifs]

Yeah, she was sad but now she is glad she dodged a bullet

[taylenacollab]

The Lover music video has major Lemon & Lavon vibes.

[monica-geller]

the amount of effort taylor puts into being kind fuckin blows me away man… i think most of us would be over the moon with happiness to just have a 10 second conversation and picture with her, like nobody would ever ever expect her to remember specific names or facts about fans. but she takes the time to learn bc she knows that it will make people feel that much more special. imagine how much more pleasant the world would be if we all put that much energy into making people’s lives better

[tedbecca]

i am deeply exhausted and i haven’t really done anything in the last 24 hours other than being a swiftie ??? being a swiftie is a full time job 

[taylenacollab]

Taylor's hair being blue at the end has to be some sort of clue, right?

[taylenacollab]

We've been trained for so long to look for hidden clues that we can't pick up on the most obvious hints. RIP us.

[sunsetbabe]

Taylor Swift’s Lead Singles

[taylenacollab]

The Taylor & ABC collaboration is my favorite. So many fun promos.

[bananaofswifts]

@taylorswift about Selena Gomez

[taylenacollab]

MY WHOLE BRAND

[islandbreeze-13]

I hate her

[another-like-me]

SHE DID NOT

[claudiaheartstay]

TAYLOR YOU DIDN’T-

[taylorswift]

I truly didn’t. I know how sensitive that topic is in these parts.

[taylenacollab]

Taylor’s friends using the 4.26 Instagram filters.

[taylenacollab]

So @taylorswift has a murder board to plan this all out on, right? Right?!

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[taylenacollab]

I still can't believe we were right ONE time!!