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[piano-isnt-my-forte]

listening to an intense piece by your favorite composer

[asmartkid]

where do the lies end

[gottabeastringplayer]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[killinthisaccount-deactivated20]

"what’s your favorite instrument?"

"the cannon."

"but that’s not…"

[aural-skillz]

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

Admit it We all have a “favorite practice room”

[vengefulandvital-deactivated201]

Let’s 

review

why 

drum corps

is

so 

great

and 

glorious

shall we?

[drumcorpsdreamer]

GOD BLESS THIS POST.

[taylormccoin71]

never not reblog

[ishouldbpracticing]

[taylormccoin71]

Typical Practice Day

Me: Yeah PRACTICE. Gunna get better gunna win auditions gunna have a future gunna get a job not gunna starve MUSIC

Me: looooong toonnneeessss

Me: Wow that sounds terrible

Me: Oh wait no it's good again

Me: Nevermind

Me: scales scales scales scales

Me: Articulation sucks

Me: Full range scales are against my religion

Me: Fuck yeah Mozart so classy

Me: I hate Mozart

Me: nvm Mozart ilu

Me: ORCHESTRAL EXCERPTS YEAH

Me: Why is this so hard

Me: Beethoven why would you write that you cruel human being

Me: I just played that to feel good about myself didn't I

Me: Wow I suck at practicing can't focus

Me: What am I gunna do tonight

Me: I am hungry

Me: Wow I am a loser focus

Me: But I am so hungry

Me: Bach doesn't care if you're hungry

[plainwhiteturtlenecks]

Words for musicians

Live every day like you have a lesson tomorrow

[uprightbass]

Even the elderly look hot with double bass.

Fact: Upright bass =

+100 attractiveness

+10 strength

+10 vitality

+ 5 agility 

+ 50 intelligence

[theturtlesayshello]

[torace]

[gottabeaviolist]

WHEN I TRY A REALLY REALLY NICE INSTRUMENT AND THEN FIND OUT WHAT IT COSTS

[violasectionals]

the biggest lie in orchestra

[actionadventurephotography]

[mrsmusicforlife-blog]

[theangryviolinist-deactivated20]

I composed my first symphony ever. My composition teacher would be appalled.

[nickyplayswoodwinds-deactivated]

Lol literally “new music"

[chrisfers]

"dick me in the vagina" 

[whyamiamusicmajor]

Omg this isn’t real life