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@tazilton
on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do NOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria
Itās Jacksepticeyeās Birthday Today!!šš
I decided Iād send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day šš
Hope he sees it š„ŗ
going to sync my menstruation date to the release date of the iron lung movie to truly get the iron lung experience
help I actually did this (accidentally)
eva: oh hey you're back early
simon: ocean's haunted
eva: what?
simon: *cocks radiation gun* ocean's haunted
he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night
ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities
it really is all in the wrist... writing. drawing. guitar. masturbating. et cetera...
this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what iām doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isnāt a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for āgreek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocyā
You're failing.
You donāt think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HEāS NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said āOh you think you know? Check this shitā and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.
I find comfort in knowing that people who Iāve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesnāt exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and Iām happy that itās that way. Iāve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that Iāve become during their absence.
Happy 21st of September!
young justice my beloved <3
whenever i get tagged in a fan art post and it's twink masky again
Silent Screams, chapter three: Swimming Lessons
Slowly adding to my fanfic! Would love some feedback or just for someone to check it out! Still trying to figure out who her love interest will be lol, but I also make edits of this story and other ones I will be making on tiktok under the username taziltonz!
Caught between nightmares of her friend's unknown death and the endless mysteries of Nevermore Academy, Althea is a lone banshee who must fi
Haven't posted in forever, but hi! I'm writing on Wattpad now and making edits on Tiktok! (taziltonz is the username for both accounts) If you like ocs, fanfics, and the show Wednesday (will be writing for other fandoms eventually), please check it out! The fanfic is called Silent Screams! ā¤ļø