probably the most deranged vanlock shipper

gargle on my dick and balls

[intriga-hounds]

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

[boxheadpaint]

not a single happy camper in this image

[cosmos-daughter]

he saw the virus outbreak happening outside and said "wait, i have the perfect outfit for this situation"

[cryptotheism]

No Zionists on my page thank you

[cryptotheism]

I am not arguing with a picrew ethnonationalist. From The River To The Sea.

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

[jakobos]

He did it for you

[hetcharacterof2day]

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

[tazzyz]

list of Ace Attorney characters that could and would beat Barok van Zieks in a fight:

Pearl Fey

Godot

Phoenix Wright (by exausting him)

Shelly De Killer

Franziska von Karma (with the whip)

Manfred von Karma (with the power of his 600k volts taser and also the gun he found)

Damon Gant

and i haven't played Apollo Justice but im adding Kristoph Gavin depending on how much prep time he has

[tropicalscream]

blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

[tazzyz]

some of the guys i made, most of which comes from funger au

[tazzyz]

playing noita gave me proof that i have no sense of self preservation, because i will start a daily practice run, see i have both glass cannon and living on the edge perks on AND i will fire a wand im holding without checking what it is

[tazzyz]

some of the guys i made, most of which comes from funger au

[biyaiyko]

The dream team,,, i hope they become playeable

[tazzyz]

manfred von karma ace attorney is a nonbinary icon because he would want a gender only he has

[tazzyz]

if Fear and Hunger x TGAA AU existed Barok would be D'Arce because of noble upbringing, bad taste in men and also the leg sweep

[anneemay]

Matt is harassing Avery on twitter now

[anneemay]

[boccher]

I wanna emphasise prev tags and ramble cuz it hits the nail on the head exactly. Exactly!!

What mr CEO is doing is fucking heinous: Revealing private information on a sex worker, placing her at risk of danger; Trying to use sexual language as a gotcha, knowing trans women are more likely to be profiled as sexual predators; Using his platform & disproportionate institutional power to amass extra attention & dogpiling on her; chasing her down, telling her that there's no safe place that she can run to without being pursued; threatening police on her. The entitlement to do all this just to win an argument and defend himself as an "lgbt ally". It's disgusting. And yet, it's so fucking common.

It's such commonly accepted behaviour among self-proclaimed "trans allies", among other queer people, even among other trans people. That's what trans women have been telling everyone for the past few months, for the past few years, for as long as we've existed. A significant proportion of TME people think this is totally justified behaviour when disagreeing with a trans woman, when they would rightfully condemn this behaviour if it were targeted towards a man, a cis person, a white person; y'know, people who are considered by default "more innocent" than those trans women who get 500 callout posts a day.

Self-declared trans ally Matt is perfectly replicating the everyday behaviour of all the transmisogynists and terfs running rampant on his website. This is his response to all of the ignored reports of harassment campaigns and witchhunting against trans women: He's joining in. He's replicating their behaviour to a T.

To place him in the broader situation, he's just one of many transmisogynists, all exhibiting the same kind of vile bigoted behaviour as him. He's the norm in a transmisogynistic society. But as a rich and powerful CEO with authoritative powers, he's also spearheading the current wave of transmisogyny, riling up and encouraging transphobes en masse to harass every trans women they see (many of my mutuals!) . This guy's actions are legitimately dangerous.

[nyancrimew]

thanks for not posting my actual ask but vagueblogging about it to 5k people ignoring the context that im an incest survivor whos trans who was saying that a very small circle of white trans bloggers on here were being called out because of their incest and cnc fetishes, not because of their gender.

its so disingenuous and hurtful that you would misconstrue this situation like this when many black bloggers and or survivors have been open about the source of their upset.

ok i wasn't gonna answer to this ask but i think you need to realize that you are absolutely not the only person sending asks to me, i am a big blog, i didn't reply to your ask directly because i was replying to about 10 different asks at once (yours being one of them yes). the main point i was making just being that the kink discourse is really fucking irrelevant with the situation at hand anyways (do you genuinely not see how matt's behavior is absolutely unacceptable?) and you can stop sending me these asks. the other point i made was about how you can't just say there was no harrassment going on, just because you personally weren't a part of the well documented big harrassment campaign against various bloggers including avery and myself.

not going to engage with the kink discourse in this or your other ask, because that's not what this situation right now is about and is irrelevant.

[nyancrimew]

try reading my reply + what + you are LITERALLY doing discourse about kink how is that not kink discourse + this still isn't what the upset about avery being suspended is about + blocking you now

[jokezm]

Captain Rudimer