hold me down

( &&. she's a cold hearted snake, look into her eyes— uh oh, she's been tellin' l i e s.

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My poor little ego; how ever will I go on?

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I don’t know, but at least you’re in the competition.

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I’ve never seen so many people get so excited about kawaii faces and rainbows since NyanCat.

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They actually took off the rainbow filter! I was so upset when I found out.

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Obviously. Who could compete with your pure hotness?

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Well, you’re close competition, I’m just in the lead.

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I swear 99% of my snapchat stories are just me making ugly faces and singing The Weeknd. Whoops.

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Meanwhile I look hot in every picture I take. We can’t all be perfect like I am.

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xandermeander:

“Because they found me in a trap house, April!” He laughed, shaking his head. “That was a wild time. And then there was the time before that where I was gone for a few weeks and they found me under a bridge.”

“I don’t think there was ever a time we were in the same place for the same amount of time. Like, you were either gone or I was. How did we not fail? We should’ve gone somewhere together before high school was over.”

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xandermeander:

“That was senior prom though! It doesn’t count!” He huffed, rolling his eyes. “Besides, the only reason none of them wanted to sleep with me is because the three month period where I just left, and everyone thought I got herpes.”

“It kind of counts.” She lets out a small laugh, “what about all those times I ran away? No one ever thought I had an STD. I actually got laid more, so check mate.”

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xandermeander:

“Not to you, though, so you can’t complain.”

“Oh, please. Senior prom you were all over me, whining about how no one would sleep with you. You’re lucky I wasn’t in a mood because I would’ve left your ass in the parking lot.”

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xandermeander:

“You say that, but whenever you’re drunk or anything, you spout out poetry to me.”

“That’s because I’m a natural at everything.” She grins, “you’re not that great when you’re drunk either. Get way too clingy.”

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xandermeander:

“Aw, so sweet. I think I’m going to cry.” He grinned, wiping a fake tear from his eye. 

“You should cry, because this is a special moment that probably will never happen again.”

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xandermeander:

“You are one of the best things to ever happen to me. But when your life is shit, I don’t think that says much.” 

“Even if your life was perfect I would still be the best thing that happened to you.” She smiles, “But you’re one of the best things that ever happened to me too.”

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xandermeander:

“Have you seen me happy around anyone else?” 

“Yeah, you were pretty happy around, you know, and around my family. But I guess that’s just because I was there and I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.”

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xandermeander:

“Have you seen me around anyone else ever?”

“I have, but I just kind of took that as how you are around me.”

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xandermeander:

“Everyone? There’s a reason I’m friends with you, and it’s because I hate everyone else.” 

“Are you kidding me! I never knew this. I kind of feel like a proud mother right now.”

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xandermeander:

“Not to you, but to others, yes I am, Month.”

“Well you know better than to be a bitch to me. But who are you a bitch to and why haven’t you told me this before?”