lost lovers.

it's times like these where i think to myself, is it all worth it in the end? usually, it is.

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elijahll:

“I know right. That’s very true. I think they use it to sound cool or something, i do not really understand.”

“There’s like, no need, at all. Coming up with new words is more fun, I think.” 

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elijahll:

“I just think there’s other and better ways to express your anger or emotions. But same, we are kinda odd people.”

Exactly! I think so too. Why do you have to use such harsh words? Hmm, it’s always better to be odd than ‘in’, don’t you think? 

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elijahll:

“I actually do not swear, so this is easy money for me.”

You don’t? Ah, yay, finally I found someone else who doesn’t swear, like, I’ve always felt like the odd man out. 

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tavfk:

Fascinating. I’ll bet you fifty dollars that you’re fuckin’ right.

Oh boy, you’ve got like, a colorful tongue, wow. 

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I bet you twenty dollars you can’t go a day without swearing. 

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jaxtide:

Wait, does that mean you’re like a virgin? Oh my god, this is like finding the last fuckin’ unicorn. This is the most exciting thing that’s happened to me all day. If you ever want sex, Aria the Cookie Giving Opera, I will hook you up. Anyway, don’t worry about it. I got drunk for the first time with my brothers. So they’d tell me how I acted. It’s good shit to know if you plan on blacking out.

I uh. Did I say that? I don’t think I like, said that. You must be mistaken, sir and or madame. Oh boy. Mhm, sure, absolutely, good things to know...don’t tell anyone I’m a virgin. Please? 

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nsfwrian:

I’ll take them all off your hands, but you’re going to owe me.

Owe you? What do you mean by that? 

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everleighjfc:

I’ll definitely take those off your hands if you really do need to get rid of them.

I do! Please, they’re going to take over my kitchen, I need them out, asap. 

[sidewalkshq]

Wow, I don’t wanna get fat. Two? 

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Two it is! I hope you like them. 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

Well we’re in the best fuckin’ place to get drunk and party. We can go snag some drinks from Kayla’s room because she always has liquor, and we can just take some shots and chill here. I’d take you out, but like, I dunno what kinda drunk you are. And I don’t wanna end up peeling you off some random fifty year old’s dick. Aria is a pretty name.

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Oh my gosh, okay. It’s not as if I know, so, you can take care of me! I mean, I didn’t...sorry, that came out wrong. Ahh, we don’t want that. I’d barely know what to do, though. -- Thank you! It’s like, an aria in an opera. 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

Hey, I think that’s probably the best idea I’ve heard in all my life. I’m Jax, by the way. It’s nice to meet you. You’ve never been drunk? Well we should probably do that one first. Because you know, baby steps. If you want. I mean you should want, because it’s fuckin’ awesome, but I don’t wanna push you. I’m knowledgeable in all shady things.

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It’s nice to meet you too, bab, I’m Aria. Ehh, yeahhh, I’ve never been drunk, nope. I can tell you like, so many things I haven’t done and you may lose your breath. See, I told myself I’d get to experience certain things, and it seems like you’re my guy. Corrupt me, sensei. 

[sidewalkshq]

Yes, free food. You’re like an angel. Food angel. 

[tbharia-blog]

A food angel? Me? Aw, aren’t you sweet, bab. How many would you like? 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

Ah, shit, really? That would be fuckin’ amazing. You don’t even know. I don’t like to cook, but I do like to eat. I can make cereal pretty well. I love peanut butter. I think I might love you too. Nah, just playin’. But you’re cool. You’ve never been high? Really?…I got some good shit if you wanna try it, but no pressure you know. Peer pressure isn’t cute.

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That’s why we’d make a great team, you and I. I could make food for you, and you eat it! I’d be for that type of arrangement. I uhh, right, I’ve never been high? Or drunk. Either of those things. I’m a little lame in that respect, I can admit to it. As long as I’m around someone who’s knowledgeable about it, meaning you, I can try it? 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

…Wow you’re like a fairy tale princess. Can you be mean to me and then make me a prime rib because that’s a pretty good apology. You…you made your own kind of cookies? People can do that? Holy fuckin’ shit, you’re my favorite person here right now. You wanna go get high and eat these cookies?

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I can make you a prime rib anyhow? One of my favorite things in the world is to cook. Mhm! I make my own kinds. Next week, I’m making my famous peanut butter crunch cookies. They’ve got a bit of caramel in them, people seem to think they’re good. I um. Well. I can’t say that I’ve been high before, but I’m up for trying new things? 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

Really? Oh, shit. You shouldn’t say that to me cause then I’mma take ‘em all, yanno? You’re one of them real nice girls huh?  So yeah, I’d say you’re cool and everyone else is lame. You do you. What kinda cookies are these?

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That’s the reason I made them, silly. So people can eat all of them. It’s not like I can eat them all myself? I suppose I can call myself a nice girl? I don’t like being mean, like, at all. I tried to once and I apologized and made them prime rib. Oh! Chocolate chip with a hint of coconut, but, you can barely taste it. I call it, a Kick of Coco. 

[jaxtide-deactivated20170413]

Oh, fuck yeah. I’mma take some of these, cool? Alright, cool. Thanks for the food. You’re a cool lady.

[tbharia-blog]

You are free to take as many as you want, bab! Aw, aren’t you sweet, thank you. I pride myself in my coolness...which some people tell me is kinda lame but, what do they know, huh? 

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I may be kinda on a make cookies and blast Outkast kick -- So. If anyone would like a cookie, please, take them from me. I shouldn’t eat all of them, like, I’d probably keel over.