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Cale simp 4 life

[murasaki-cha]

Cale asked her to repeat after him. He spoke various words that cursed and mocked Blood Demon.

Look until we get the actual translated chapter on EAP I'm just gonna be imagine Cale going like

Cale: Now repeat after me. The Blood Cult are a bunch of Motherfu***** sons of b*****a** s***faced f****** that should go f*** themselves in the ***** ****** ****

Mi Ryeo:.........

Everyone in the room:......

Choi Han who thankfully closed Raon's ears on time:......*looks at CJS and Sui*

Choi Jung Soo and Sui with their eyes: We did not teach him that......

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And sky eating water would be super proud of Cale and cheer him on

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On: Good morning.

Hong: Good morning.

Raon: Good morning.

Cale: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Bud: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Dokkaebi: Nothing in life is free.

Dokja: Adventure is free.

Yoojin: Knowledge is free.

Cale: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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[TCF Modern AU]

Cale: Favorite horror movie?

Alberu: It

Lee Soo Hyuk: Saw

Choi Han: Annabelle

Choi Jung Soo: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Rosalyn: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Cale: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Choi Han: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Alberu: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Eruhaben: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Cale: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Choi Han: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Raon: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rosalyn: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Alberu: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Raon & Hong: What does 'take out' mean?

Cale: Food.

Alberu: Dating

Choi Han: Murder

Bud: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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We love cale in greek style ❤️

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Cale looks cute...😍

[aigoocale-nim]

Here, have a not!fic about Cale and his new temple (inspired by another post on the subject I can’t find right now):

Cale wasn’t aware at the time, but Clopeh had caught wind of the fact that the former temple of the Sealed God now technically belonged to Cale, since he’d taken control of the building as his “domain” with the Super Rock’s power while fighting to seal the God of Despair away for good. Clopeh had quietly spread word of this fact around the people of Puzzle City, and secretly advocated to maintain “Cale’s” new temple where it stood in the central plaza in front of the City Hall as a part of history—or rather, of legend.

Cale wouldn’t realize until much later that this belief in the temple being ‘his’ was the reason the citizens of Puzzle City had requested that the temple remain in place and not be dismantled or moved even as the rest of the city was repaired and restored from the damages of the final battle. If Cale had been aware of it at the time, he might well have smashed the damn thing from the start and left its stones to be made into new rock towers—or tossed into a random quarry, for all he cared.

But Cale hadn’t been aware of this, and now he had a temple. Which worked, apparently, because he was starting to hear prayers and receive strength from offerings.

Money was quickly discovered to be the most effective offering to Cale, followed closely by food. The offerings actually disappeared from the temple when they were placed on the main altar along with a sincere prayer, the food directly nourishing Cale (though never touching his weight because it ‘fed’ him differently than food he actually ate the normal way) while any money spontaneously showed up in Cale’s personal spatial bag, which was slowly becoming…not a normal spatial bag. Just like the objects Cale had used to Embrace the fake World Tree, the monster statues, and his later ancient powers were slowly changing and growing stronger; just like the Super Rock Villa and was slowly gaining a subtle shine and glow, its protection growing stronger as it became more capable of defending any who would reside in it, who Cale would want to keep safe and protected.

Cale is slowly becoming more like a god, but because of his unique method of ‘ascension’ he doesn’t have the normal limits of existing gods. He’s also able to answer prayers much more directly than most gods, even though he only addresses a small percentage of the prayers he receives (and tries very hard to do so in secret without anybody noticing when he does answer or address a prayer). He would ignore them all, but sometimes he feels…moved to act. To Answer. (Cale firmly—desperately—ignores the obvious implications of this.)

People start making pilgrimages to Cale’s temple in Puzzle City, and the city once abandoned by the gods slowly, quietly becomes the center of a new religion and a ‘holy city’ in its own right. (Rain City has a similar change, but not nearly as much as Puzzle City, which was the place of the final battle, the home of Cale’s true Temple, and uniquely free from any other gods.)

Cale is absolutely horrified to realize all of this, especially when it turns out that the especially ‘devout’ have started to develop divine powers like the priests of real gods—with no input from Cale, obviously, especially since the first and strongest ‘priest’ is none other than Clopeh Sekka.

Clopeh, of course, delves into a whole new dimension of fanaticism when he realizes he’s manifested holy powers, and Caleism gains a great surge of momentum as Cale is dragged into godhood thoroughly against his will.

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Imagine if duke Fredo, Eruhaben, Ron and Deruth would compete for becoming Cale's father figure. Who would win?

-Duke Fredo. The vampire that wants Cale's blood, but still would take good care of him.

-Eruhaben. The ancient tsundere dragon that's 1000+ years old. He cares for cale and the kids like they're his, but doesn't want to admit it.

-Ron. Cale's butler and an assassin. He took care of cale since he was a kid. Would do vicious things to keep Cale safe.

-Deruth. He's Cale's biological father. When Cale's mother died he began keeping to himself and spending less time with Cale. Would still do anything to keep Cale and his family safe.

[o0phylyra0o]

Clopeh: *spits out a mouthful of blood* I'll never betray Cale-nim no matter how you torture me!

Fredo:.....are you alright? I didn't even touch you!

Clopeh: I WON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING

Fredo: I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A TALK LIKE A DECENT—

Clopeh: *starts gurgling on his own blood*

Fredo: WTF WHERE IS THIS BLOOD COMING FROM ?!

Clopeh: *stops, glares at Fredo*

Fredo: *breathes in a sigh of relief*

Clopeh: *starts gurgling on his blood again*

Fredo: svsbdjjdjdjd CALE HENITUSE! EVERYBODY YOU KNOW IS CRAZY!

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Cale: i'm pretty confident my last words will be "well, shit, that didn't work"

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Just the usual

[luckykittens198]

Anyone knew which chapter Cale fainted/threw up blood?

I want to reread those part. The emotion they envoke is something else

[mika-zuko-deactivated20210822]

I gotcha bestie

TCF HIGHLIGHTS

CALE GETTING HURT:

•Chapter 45 : Magical Bombs [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 55 : Protect Knights From Toonka [Buckling knee, Drenched]

•Chapter 80 Giant Wave + Dragon Drying [Headache, Drenched] Chapter

•112 Red Thunderbolt [Spat Blood (A Copious Amount)]

•Chapter 162 Falling Tower [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 177 Eating Pies After Lightning [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 183 Destroying Houses [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 198 First Line Of War Defense [Blood Coming Out Of All Orifices]

•Chapter 215 ~ 225 War On Dessert & At Sea [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 238 Death Gorge [Blood]

•Chapter 244 "Are you trying to sacrifice yourself?" "Yes"

•Chapter 251 Prince + Raon Introduction [3 Days Left To Live]

•Chapter 257-259 Receiving Sky Eating

•Chapter 295 Putting Out Dragon's Fire [Blood]

•Chapter 302-306 Rose Gold Fire [Blood, Fainted] "Slap me"

•Chapter 339 Vs White Star [Fainted] •Chapter 354 The Wind Whip Trial [Fainted]

•Chapter 384 After Using All 5 + Crown [Shaky]

•Chapter 421 "He is writing a legend :"[Blood]

•Chapter 448 Earth + Water vs WS [Blood]

•Chapter 570 In The Sealed God's Test [Blood]

•Chapter 602 Sealed God's Bullshit [Blood]

•Chapter 607 Using The Shield In SG's Test [Blood, Collapsed]

•Chapter 646 'Instant Skill [Blood, Scars, Fainted]

Other cute stuffs that happens along the way :

•Chapter 6 Cale and Choi Han first meet

•Chapter 53 Saving Paseton's Life and Himbo Bob's first apperance.

•Chapter 58 Offering Dragon a house •Chapter 59 Return home to worried! fam

•Chapter 66 Yandere eyes! Choi Han

•Chapter 67 Concerned! fam about visit to Whipper Kingdom + Dragon Name

•Chapter 71 Pre-battle trash talk

•Chapter 76 Heading into No-Return Path

•Chapter 85 venuon tortute

•Chapter 89 Ron comes back heavily injured.

•Chapter 91 "My Blood Would Be Very Effective."

•Chapter 96 Cale treats Ron from the mermaid poison.

•Chapter 97 Laziness Raises Concern

•Chapter 101 Raon Reveal To Dark Elves

•Chapter 124 "Shouldn't You Blow Up?"

•Chapter 130 Asian Parent! Raon

•Chapter 133 Everyone In The New Villa

•Chapter 140 Big Shots Meeting

•Chapter 147 "Pretended to be trash"

•Chapter 163 Sleeping with Raon

•Chapter 168 Sick Raon!

•Chapter 170 Meeting World Tree Elves

•Chapter 174-175 Cale messing with Clopeh

•Chapter 176 Cale, whose favorite way of working out was breathing.

•Chapter 177 EAT APPLE PIES

•Chapter 178 “I told you I'm okay.”

“I will guard you.”

“I will protect you!”

“I'm going to surround the enemies with poison.”

“I'm going to cover their sights with fog.”

•Chapter 185 Worried Prince

•Chapter 190 Shopping Spree

•Chapter 195 Cale vs Old Nobles

•Chapter 196 Holding Up Shield For 3 Days

•Chapter 197 HUG (Choi + Cale)

•Chapter 198 “You are not the one who will create a legend. That role is already reserved for someone else.”

•Chapter 206 “If I make a mistake, it will be that I accidentally killed them. There will be no other types of mistakes.”

•Chapter 207 “Please just make it so I can make sure the soldiers have time to eat.”

•Chapter 208 Clopeh's New Religion

•Chapter 209 Every1 trynna feed Cale

•Chapter 232 “You seem to be someone who is quite loved.

•Chapter 235 Adressing Insecurities

•Chapter 252 Ron Hearing About 3 Days

•Chapter 258 Immobilized In Bed

•Chapter 259 “Goldie! Why are you saying something that’ll make me want to destroy the world?”

•Chapter 262" Well, you can say that he l almost died but came back to life."

•Chapter 264 HUG (Cale + Alberu)

‘Both you and I have experienced it once. That is why we cannot let it happen again. This is our last house. You know that, right?’ -Ron Molan

•Chapter 285" Human! Didn't you say that you would only use a little bit of your power? Are you trying to collapse again ?!"

•Chapter 269 The reason Cale never explains anything

•Chapter 291 Raon Meet Sr Rex + Billos •Chapter 292" Imma go put out the fire i made "+ Two-man Sick Patient Act

•Chapter 306 Sleep Talking

•Chapter 309" You fucking moron: "

•Chapter 310 Gluttony

•Chapter 320" That can't all be possibly true, right?” “Mhm, that's true. ""Excuse me? "+ Hide And Seek

•Chapter 333 WS Meeting

•Chapter 346 Bud Ilis, barely a day after knowing Cale, "My friend, you're such a good person :"

•Chapter 353 FEELS

•Chapter 354 "Why is only one day's worth of food gone?"

•Chapter 359 "Cale Henituse, this-" "it's fine for me."

•Chapter 362 Taking a call looking drunk

•Chapter 368 Cale Feeding Raon + CHOI HAN'S PAST REVEAL

•Chapter 391 Bud Meets Cloph

•Chapter 394-395 ‘Kim Rok Soo, it’s not your fault.’ <You were the one who was supposed to die.>

•Chapter 402 "Because I think you will use the power if things look bad : "We've had to watch you be in pain like that over and over!"

•Chapter 414 "Apparently, Choi Han woke up while shouting, 'Kim Rok Soo!' Human, do you know who Kim Rok Soo is? "

•Chapter 423 "..Why am I crying? I'm not sad."

•Chapter 424 Kim Rok Soo Meet Choi Han

•Chapter 425 "Oh, by the way, the original owner of your body is living well too. He said he is happy."

•Chapter 432 "It looks like the Henituse household will become at least a Marquis and at maximum a Duke household." + "Do you want to become thw territory lord?"

•Chapter 433 Clopeh + Witira vs Farmer! Cale & Territory Lord Hot Potato

•Chapter 434 Parental Concern

•Chapter 435 Sworn Brotherhood

•Chapter 437 Trash of The Duke's Family

•Chapter 447 Breaking out of illusion

•Chapter 456 Ron + Beacrox Homecoming

•Chapter 460 “It is not the Henituse County anymore. It is the Henituse Duchy now."

•Chapter 463 “Cale-nim, are you planning on sacrificing yourself again? "

•Chapter 470" LaNgUaGe, siX-yEaR oLd "

•Chapter 475" Honestly speaking, Alberu Crossman cherished the current Cale Henituse"

•Chapter 478 DHB Joins The Party

•Chapter 481" The God of Death cherishes heroes, but is willing to sacrifice a few to save the masses. ""It looks like it is you this time. “

•Chapter 483 “Cale-nim ,. Did the God of Death do something?”

•Chapter 485 think your ancestor was a criminal?"

•Chapter 487 Concerned! Alberu on Cale's involvement with GoD

•Chapter 490 Meet Princess Jopis

•Chapter 494 “really seemed to have made a deal with Someone who is worse than the Demonic race.”

•Chapter 500 Guardian Knight fanboys

•Chapter 501 Back To The Other World + Cale faints after getting captured by Fake World Tree

•Chapter 502 Choi + Raon goes feral

•Chapter 503-505 Aluding to 💖🔪

•Chapter 507“You showed our young master-nim despair. You shouldn't have done that."

•Chapter 515" Hand your blood over to us. No, serve it to us."

•Chapter 524".You are someone who has received the will of a god"

•Chapter 525 Conspiracy Theorist! WS •Chapter 527"Do you have any intentions of making the White Star's comments come true?"

•Chapter 528 GoD better watch out for one" innocent "swordsman + baby dragon lord" Cale Henituse, what do you think? Have you thought about it yet? I want to quickly drink your blood."

•Chapter 530 Best Actor goes to.Naru! Cale

•Chapter 535"Please give the order to kill Cale Henituse right away :, Cale Henituse said.

•Chapter 540 Choi + Raon vs WS's first name + face

•Chapter 554 "Cale had instantly fallen into darkness." "There's only one reason that a VoW of death would be cut. "That means that the other person is dead"

•Chapter 555 Sealed God's test start

•Chapter 556 "Cale's eyes teared up at that moment"

•Chapter 580 Cloppeh Sekka 2.0

•Chapter 582 Lee Soo Hyuk Reunion •Chapter 587 Ron continue to scare Alberu

•Chapter 589 <Become the sun.>

•Chapter 603 “It feels like someone is trying to pull my heart out.”

•Chapter 605 "Are you still thinking about protecting others in your current situation?"

•Chapter 615 Beacrox switches to black gloves

•Chapter 616 Caleism spreads to Earth 2

•Chapter 618 Truth Revealed to LSH •Chapter 620 Thanking SG

•Chapter 622 SG's Test Completed

•Chapter 623 Visiting The Henituse Duchy

•Chapter 624 Basen thinks Cale wants him to become the territory lord because he thinks he's gonna die.

•Chapter 627 Reuniting with dad

•Chapter 628 Cale Fanbois

•Chapter 630 Cale in the capital + Cale fanclub

•Chapter 631 Dragon Master Cale

•Chapter 634 Motherhens about Cale's health

•Chapter 637 "Dragons." "..Ah. They're Dragons." "Nod nod. Bud just decided not to think about Cale's group anymore."

•Chapter 640 "We need to destroy everyone who messes with our kids."

•Chapter 655 The OG Cale

•Chapter 687 “I finally think that my life is a bit precious.”

This list wasn't originally mine, I only added a little bit to it but I can't find the original post of the person who made the list

[justanotherpjofan]

I proceed to reblog thanks

[murasaki-cha]

Holy shit someone actually did it