commissions open !!^

She/her I’m into too many fandoms I’ve lost count I’m 22ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✧

[murasaki-cha]

Hi I'm opening commissions. Reblogs appreciated.

Please read T&C and DM me if you're interested.

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[evilvarric666-archive]

Literally obsessed with this image.

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Tempting Venom New Teaser

Preston: Are you sure these are not for Dallas?

Marcus: Dallas?

Preston: Kane’s toy that you paraded around on your arm tonight.

Marcus: Dahlia?

Preston: Yeah, Denver.

Marcus: lips curl into a smile. Her name is Dahlia.

Preston: That is what I said. Detroit.

Marcus: bursts out laughing, cant take it anymore. Are you calling Dahlia the wrong names on purpose?

Preston: No, I know her name is Dakota.

Marcus:chuckles under his breath. Fucking adorable.

19 DAYS LEFT.

I love Preston’s pettiness, but what’s actually killing me is Marcus treating it like a personality trait he wants to keep forever.

[murasaki-cha]

OH MY GOD WE'RE GETTING THE CLUB SCENE FROM BOTH POVS!!!!

It had been kinda haunting me what pov we would get on that scene because it would have made sense of it was from either Pres or Marcus! We get to see both Marcus' thought process on making his prince jealous, and Preston fumin in jealousy over those two dancing.

THIS BOOK KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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[help-me-or-kelp-me]

[murasaki-cha]

You know, no matter what agony awaits me in Tempting Venom, I will always be comforted by the fact that Dahlia will be giving Preston sooooooooooooooo much shit when she finally figurs it out that the reason Preston dislikes her is because of her two weeks mistake with Marcus. He will NEVER hear the end of it. And the worst part? Marcus would probably join her.

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Dahlia every time she's within 5 feet of Marcus when Preston is around: Oh no Marcus I mustn't be so close. We have shared history you see, I do not wish for other people to presume-

Preston: DAKOTA I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T ZIP IT-

Marcus: Oh but of course Dahlia. We can't let other people make assumptions-

Preston: I WILL END YOU BOTH!!

Dahlia and Marcus: *wheezing* TOGETHER!? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RUMORS!?

Preston: I hate you both so much.

Dahlia: Because we dated once?

Preston: That's it. Kane say goodbye to your girlfriend.

Kane: *without even looking up* Now that's exessive, she only dated Osborn for two weeks, even I'm not that mad.

Preston: *walks away flipping them off*

[happily-river-after]

This is making me realize that Marcus might not know that Preston refuses to use Dahlias name in the very beginning....

Preston: Delilah means nothing to me

Marcus: Ok? Not really sure who that is.

Preston: I mean it. Whenever I see Dakota, I don't even realize she's there.

Marcus: Who?

Preston: Diana who? I don't even know her

Marcus; WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WITH D NAMES AND WHY DO YOU HATE THEM?!

[murasaki-cha]

No but imagine when he finally realises it

Preston: Ugh there goes Daniella again. God can't stand her ass.

Marcus: What who?

Preston: Uh, Deborah right over there?

Marcus: That’s... Dahlia?

Preston: Yeah, Daisy.

Marcus: *realising he says it wrong purposely* Ohhh...

Marcus: *realising WHY he says it wrong purposely* OHHHH!

[happily-river-after]

TV spoilers

Call me delusional, but I think the fact that in the preview, Preston at least refers to Marcus by his last name (both out loud and in his internal monologue), while he doesn't even USE Dahlia's name at ALL is evidence that on some level he has feelings for Marcus.

[happily-river-after]

NO FUCKING SHOT I WAS RIGHT????? (specifically about Marcus not knowing Pres calls Dahlia different D names)

[murasaki-cha]

WE FUCKING MANIFESTED THIS SHIT MAN!!!!!

[dragonslayer-secretagent-a]

If this ain't NaLu...

[dragonslayer-secretagent-a]

With the ongoing situation, once again a good time to repost this gem

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[nellsreads]

Im relistening to the HTV audiobook and the way this boy raves about how amazing his parents are every 5 seconds

[murasaki-cha]

Vaughn "I LOVE MY MOM AND DAD" Morozov oh my beloved boy💕💕💕

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[murasaki-cha]

I went to Zlib to look for a book to read and I think the website was trying to hint at something. Not really sure what tho....

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me