" If one more person does a Joe Mama joke on me , I'm lettin' Rattata take a bite outta you. . "

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@tcppercentism
" If one more person does a Joe Mama joke on me , I'm lettin' Rattata take a bite outta you. . "
“ If you’re tall , people can steal your kneecaps waaaay easier ! ”
“And when you’re short, people can dump you in a garbage can waaaay easier.”
He's comin' for the kneecaps now.
" If you're tall , people can steal your kneecaps waaaay easier ! "
”Loose to wild Pokemon, loose to many trainers….” Hey guys, please like or reblog if you’d like to interact with a Youngster Benjamin from Pokemon Sword and Shield. Guaranteed to try really, really hard and still fail – all while being obnoxiously adorable in his Mum’s homemade sweater. Written by Tweed. Sideblog to xhyacinthe.
@skvllbug | continued from x
Turning his head towards the older guy that had interrupted him talking to his partner Pokemon , he couldn't help but wonder why this guy felt the need to say that aliens were that bad. Of course , Joey disagreed with this. Aliens couldn't be bad ! If you think about it , humans could be aliens to them ! What if they were just scared too ? He never understood that , they all lived in the same universe !
" Bad news ? I beg to differ , dude ! C'mon , have you met one or something ? "
SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE !
I’LL REPLY WITH
WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO
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ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):
He’s drinking T.apu Cocoa like drunkards drink their beer. he still can’t bring himself to even smell his father's choice of poison.
“Man, nice going, Guzmania. Yer as bad as your old man.”
" Rough day , huh ? "
" Geez , talk about awkward. . "
questions for the mun, regarding the muse.
What makes you the most emotional about your muse?
What made you decide to write this muse?
If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?
If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?
If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?
If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?
If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?
Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?
Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?
What do you love about your muse?
What do you hate about your muse?
What about your muse amuses you?
What about your muse makes you sad?
How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?
Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?
In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?
Why do you think you connect to your muse?
What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?
If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a “fair” fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?
[come up with your own question for the mun, regarding the muse]
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WHOA, watch out! it’s a new pokemon multimuse on the horizon! ft. game canon characters such as siebold from pkmn x/y and roark from pkmn diamond/pearl/platinum! (and perhaps some day a splash of pkmn ocs as well!) if you’d be interested in engaging with a range of pokemon characters, could you give this post a like / reblog so we can check you out? thanks!
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" Ay , lady. Guess you that hot-shot gym leadah everyone's talkin' bout. Ya even got my trainer rantin' on and on about aiming to beat ya. Well , since I'm his only Pokemon , guess I should pro'bly introduce myself before he challenges ya gym. Name's Rattata , obviously. "
send me a “...” and one of my muse’s pokemon will talk to you.
Specify a question or subject or even the pokemon for bonus points.
" Hey guys. I think I just found out my Halloween costume. "
Joey was wearing some sort of chef outfit , with his Rattata under his cap. It hurt when his partner pulled his hair like in the movie , but it was still awesome.
Send ◓ for my muse to give yours a Pokemon.
send “ ◓ reverse + a Pokemon ” to give mine one instead!
Saffron’s Fighting Dojo. A proud, understated symbol of a bygone era—in more ways than one; the actual building had to be ancient but Lyra was more interested in the fact it had been operating as an unofficial gym years before the Indigo League was created. So how righteous would it be if the future Indigo Champion would challenge them for herself, prove beyond all doubt she was stronger than any trainer even associated with the league?
Only problem was, there was no Karate Master inside to receive her challenge.
So there she sat outside on a wall, slumped forward with her chin in her hands, trying to figure out some way she could convince some of the black belt students in the dojo to let her train there. There had to be, she didn’t want to have to turn back without at least one battle under her belt.
She looked up as she heard the sound of footsteps approaching catching sight of a young man with brown hair making his way up to the entrance of the dojo.
“ I wouldn’t bother, dude, ” she called out, standing up with a shrug, “ apparently the head honcho’s off on some epic soul searching journey journey so—wait a minute, ” she cut herself off suddenly, voice going higher as she stepped towards the young boy. “ Don’t I know you from somewhere? ”
@tcppercentism ▶ two johto punks meet at the fighting dojo!
" --And that's where you use hyper fang and get the win ! What do you think !? " The brunette was explaining step-by-step the strategy they would use in this fighting dojo. It shouldn't be too much of a problem , right? They were in this together thick and thin ever since he was younger , and he wasn't old enough to travel outside of this home region. That was all in the past now ! Now he was in the Kanto Region , where he was about to put himself and his partner to the test with this Fighting Dojo place ! He didn't know much about it's full history , but by the looks of it , the building seemed to have been around for a while.
Halting to a stop due to someone speaking to him , he looked over and noticed who it was. . They seemed , familiar. Like he's briefly encountered them before. Joey thought nothing of it at first however. A lot of trainers looked the same at first glance. .
" Are ya serious ?? Why did they hav'ta go on a journey now ? They could have at least put a Closed sign on the door ! " Now it just feels like he got his hopes up for nothing !! What happens now ? Should he just do the usual training on a nearby route ??
Hold up , what did she say ?
". . You're saying you know me from somewhere ? Huh , I honestly thought the same when I saw you ! But I couldn't tell ya where I've seen ya. What's your name again ?? Maybe I'll remember then. "