all i know is this

say you're mine, i'm yours for the night. i'm the realest, she said i'm the realest. head be genius, dick game be the meanest. i'm like got up, thank the l o r d for the day. woke up by a girl, i don't even know her name.

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today was a lil crazy. took my last two finals. tomorrow i have to do a few papers then i’m free as a bird !! i’ll be on then.

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pilcr:

“ ¿pero por qué tomaste un uber in the first place? no me digas que tuvistes un momento de jennifer lopez en maid of manhattan and you wanted to act like a poor person for fun. ”

“ --- sorry, you were speaking really fast i -- didn’t catch most of that.. i just needed a ride home, thought i’d test it out. ”

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attlcxs:

“ and what’re we afraid of, pumpkin? bacteria only stays on a seat for a few minutes, right? that means it’s almost guaranteed to be safe the moment you sit down. well, i’ve heard of people getting fucked on the bus, and that sounds like a barrel of laughs. ”

“ i --- i don’t think that’s right.. having sex in a filthy, public place a barrel of laughs ?? i suppose we have a different sense of humor.. ”

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ohstellas:

“ some fancy little boutique that gave me three flutes of champagne for every dress i tried on… and they had a whole rack of clothes i was determined to try on. ”

“ that sounds amazing. the best i’ve gotten when shopping is a discount because i got one of their store credit cards. ”

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“my mom noticed i was online shopping earlier and asked what i was getting her for christmas. it was one of those ‘sorry not sorry’ moments — i ordered the cutest pair of hermès boots for myself, meanwhile i haven’t even thought about her gift yet.”

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“ my christmas shopping usually goes like that.. you know, cyber monday buy one get one free deals or whatever. i buy my one, and i give the other person the get one free. it’s actually a pretty good system. ”

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“ well, if i had known that you get a whole bunch of champagne when you go dress shopping, i’d be doing this WAY more often. ”

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“okay, you REALLY need to tell me where you go dress shopping..”

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ashvntis:

“ ubers are really a hit or miss. you either get a kick ass driver who actually talks to you, and let’s you choose the music, or you get those really shitty drivers who just make the car ride a living hell. so i mean, you can either take that risk or you can drive yourself around. ”

“ i just wanted to see what the hype was about, i suppose. i think my car would get me around much better, actually. ”

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whitmvn:

         ❝ at least he didn’t murder you. i have a friend from las vegas who almost died from a drive by because her uber driver was involved in a gang. ❞

“ oh WOW... somehow that doesn’t make me feel any better.. maybe i’ll just stay away from uber.. ”

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amirahs:

┕     ‘ did you try calling an uber lux ? i mean, you’re not guaranteed an a-list accommodation, because the uber monopoly’s really begun to slack within the last few months, but usually, they’ll treat you to an above average ride. maybe read the reviews next time ? ’

“ uber lux ?? i --- didn’t even know that was a thing. ”

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attlcxs:

“ sounds like you’d have been better off taking the greyhound. i hear lots of fun things happen on the backseats of those things. ”

“ you mean like -- a BUS ?? thanks but no thanks. FUN THINGS ?? i’ve heard of people getting jumped on the bus... ”

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sofiashq:

“ even better, i actually woke up in my car. ”

“ well -- at least it was YOUR car, right ?? ”

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     “ i just took my first uber, and i’ve gotta say, i’m not impressed. i thought there was going to be candies and nice smelling car air freshener but it was just a ford taurus and a driver with some bad b.o.”

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“ so i wasn’t planning on getting super fucked up last night but all i remember is waking up naked so that’s that. ”  

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“ i mean... were you at least in your own bed ?? ”

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hello friends !! my name is amy, but i know there’s a few amys in this rp (which has never happened to me before i’ve literally never met someone with the same name as me woah) so u can just call me garbage. this is tessa and i haven’t written out her bio yet but under the cut are some bullets bout her. if u wanna plot slide in my dms or like dis !!

her mom is a lawyer and her dad is a pharmacist and owns multiple drugs stores in the area. when her father finally opened up his second shop (this was when she was 8, now he has 12 lol) that’s when their family finally moved to costa bella

she’s like incredibly innocent liiiike got her first kiss @ 18 innocent she’s so presh but now se’s /attempting/ to make up for lost time. key word attempting

she’s an only child wow so she was #spoilt her whole life

she has a pomeranian named blitzen, but she calls him blitz or blitzy (think of him like london tipton’s dog ivana)

in high school she realllllly wanted to be liked so she stole some of the meds form her dad’s pharmacy and gave them to people. it started with like a few things of advil but now she’s givin people like adderall and medical marijuana and xanax all bc she just really.... wants to be... liked

okie dokie that’s all i got for now lol but feel free to dm me or message me or like dis to plot bc i am a v lonely person (also i have 3 essays to do and i dont wanna lol)

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