[tczicr]

i hate this account it’s so cursed

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

[justareallyboredfangirl]

did it work

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

yea :)

[thatbassistbitch]

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

[previouslysane-archive]

i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[trentoniojihad]

[tczicr]

and id like to be, a big ball of meat, that bees can buzz around and eat when i die, so i might be granted, one sense of purpose

[sparksstreet]

Eddie: You gotta win me a teddy bear

Richie: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears

Eddie: Well I want a billion teddy bears

Richie: Okay well that’s a little unrealistic

[toziertrashmouth]

fem!eddie headcanon

- her full name is Edwina Rose Kaspbrak but she fucking hates it so she makes everyone called her ‘eddie’ or ‘eddie rose’ (richie’s personal favourite)

- she’s a pastel girl with tanned skin and freckles and short brown hair and she’s literally the cutest girl in school

- she’s also short, 5′5, but don’t let that fool you

- she’s a tiny ball of rage that will try to fight anyone that touches her or her friends

- she’s best friends with beverly marsh and they’re both on the cheer squad together

- they always wear their derry blue and white cheer uniform to school and it drives richie and ben wild

- speaking of richie…

- he’s super tall, 6′1 and still probably growing, and is constantly in all black because its his favourite colour and its slimming okay

- his best friend is stan uris, the school’s best baseball player, and richie steals his bat a lot and just wanders around the school with it or on the field when eddie is practising so if any guy tries to hit on her he can just whistle and wave at them with the bat on his shoulder

- he’s had a crush on eddie since they were kids and he gets so blushy and shy around her sometimes, especially when she gets flirty with him

- bev and ben, the school sweethearts, desperatley want them to get together already

- jock!mike always throws parties and eddie and richie are always dared to make out or do 7 minutes in heaven

- eddie is a light weight and is usually given a piggy back home by richie but he doesn’t mind because she plays with his hair and kisses his neck and makes him feel so warm and loved

- richie admitted he loved eddie by writing a song for her and playing it to her privately in his bedroom one night when she wanted to get away from her overbearing mother

- that was the night they kissed for the first time

- eddie cheers for mike on the field at every pep rally and football game and richie is always there to give her a good luck kiss before hand

- writer!ben is with him, along with stan who is watching mike fondly with artist!bill at his side, they’re in a poly relationship and everyone fucking adores it, and they keep cheering his name whenever he scores or waves at them

- richie very loudly copies eddie and bev’s cheers and the crowd hates him for it

- at the end of the game when mike once again helps his team win the losers all run down to the field to congratulate him, and mike wraps his arms around stan and bill and tells them he couldn’t have done it without his two lucky charms, bev and eddie

- richie kisses eddie on the field every damn time and picks her up and spins her around

- for her birthday richie gets bill to help him make eddie her own leather jacket to match richie’s old one but it says ‘not your baby’ on the back (eddie’s favourite song)

- eddie cried because the jacket was beautiful and she just loves richie so damn much and he loves her too ahhhhHH

[ask-eds]

Which of your friends is the handsomest?

[ask-eds]

[billdensbrough]

don't u love how soft stenbrough is, they're holding hands n sneaking kisses while reddie are trying to drown eachother in the quarry

stenbrough: candle lit dinners at home, snuggling up on the sofa, love letters, calling each other when they cant sleep and staying on the phone all night, soft smiles, saying i love you when theyre sat together listening to old love songs

reddie: death, destruction, your mom jokes, DICK JOKES, bickering, maybe they tell each other they love each other sometimes

[billdensbrough]

it is i, an uglie

[rosy-eds]

I like how everyone complains about wanting the movie to be the same as the book but we all want Eddie and Stans deaths to be ignored

[misterghostface]

You know what this site needs?????

some good old

Stenbrough

content

[m1m1kyuirl]

True

[toxiccolour]

Mordern reddie.

Richie: dabbing at everyone

Eddie:

Eddie: Richie stop or I’m breaking up with you

Richie: dabs at Eddie

Eddie: I’m breaking up with you

Richie sobbing: wait babe no

[honeysunstar]

Eddie: Richie kissed me.

Ben: Ohmygodohmygod.

Bev: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Bev, get the ice cream. Eddie, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.

Ben: *getting the ice cream* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Bev: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Bev: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?

Eddie: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.

Ben and Bev: Ohhhhh.

[In the next room Richie eating while Stan swirls a cup]

Richie: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Stan: Tongue?

Richie: Yeah.

Stan: Cool.