Snake Anon!!

She/Her - Girlflux Milliemma fan!! Transgirl Caleb truther Millie defender for LIFE Total Yuri Island advocate ofc Emma>>>

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Alright. If nobody else is gonna say it..

Maybe reboot s2 wasn't "bad" so much as reboot s1 was fucking fantastic. Why did we think total drama could make two banger seasons in a row. Why did I think that.

Anyways. I loved reboot s1 so much and s2 was like... bad. A jumping cholla up the ass type of painful. But I only think of it IN COMPARISON. Did I hate it?? Yes. Could I finish it?? No. Is it as bad as I feel about it?? ..I don't know. But reboot s1 being my favorite probably affects my opinion of it over the actual quality.

Anyways um.. love and inner peace to everyone!! Also what the hell happened while I was gone. Wait don't answer that

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i was put on this earth to make every “male” character a trans butch lesbian 🫡

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“Shipping isn’t about wanting them to be together in canon!!” wrong I hope Millie and Emma get married or I’ll bomb Canada

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Holy shit. When I sent this ask I first had it written as “I’ll assassinate a presidential candidate” but changed it.. maybe I should have kept it?? Damn.

[real-total-drama-takes]

Truly convinced that half the Millie hate is some form of internalized racism "Shes a snake! Shes a liar! Shes fake! Shes a bad friend!" Nga that's like half the fucking characters on this show😭🙏🏽 "She hurt Damien!" Once again, a good majority of contestants hurt each other, them mfs play to WIN🔥🔥💪🏽💪🏽

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Sad that total anon island never actually got to be a thing :( here’s how I think the elimination order would have gone down:

22. Gwanon

21. Hamster anon

20. Mask anon the second

19. Alienon

18. Accidental anon

17. Mammoth anon

16. Caterpillar anon

15. Bat anon

14. Lotus anon

13. Gymnastics anon

12. Extinguisher anon

11. Feather anon

Merge

10. Squidnon

9. Blue lobster anon

8. Fox anon

7. Wine anon

6. Ripaxel hater anon

5. Catnon

4. Rivalry anon

3. Jater (her head was shaved!)

Finale: Notepad anon and snake anon

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people who say that the male characters are better written make me laugh because like. no? objectively wrong? very much incorrect. not every female character is well written but the male characters are worse. Millie has more character development in her pinky finger than any man has ever had. there are three to five male characters that are even comparable in character writing to the women. genuinely just lying to yourself

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The female characters aren’t ‘more boring than the male characters’, the people in the fandom just overanalyze and appreciate them over any female characters. Noah isn’t that interesting. Alejandro is maybe that interesting. Cody is not. Ezekiel is not. Justin is not. This is not character hate. You’ve just worked so hard to understand them- almost exclusively male characters- and payed them so much attention that you think they’re some amazingly complex characters. You could easily do this with other characters- female characters-, but the fact is that people do NOT. They rarely ever do. Not to mention to degradation of female characters to “Mary sues” and “manipulative”- acting as if they have NOTHIN significant to them-, and showing obvious biases between flaws and scandals. I’ll use Alejandro as an example. He is not a good person. He does go through struggles, but he is a bad person, misogynistic, and a villain in the show. Does this mean you can’t like him or appreciate him? Of course not. But look at how other female characters who are less awful than he is but get worse treatment. Of course there’s obvious problems with the way female characters are mistreated in the show itself, but the fandom only emphasizes this.

For a more specific example, I’m going to use Chase and Millie. Both of them have done immoral, endangering things- Chase cutting Emma’s breaks and Millie pushing Damien down the 4 point slide. Millie is more often attacked for this than Chase is, although what Chase did was objectively worse. Chase cut the breaks on his girlfriend’s car AS A PRANK and made her crash. Millie sent Damien through a ‘death trap’ in order to win a challenge for her team. What both of them did was bad, obviously, and I think you can still like them and forgive one of them for what they did. That being Millie. Millie shows genuine remorse over her actions, and Damien accepts her apology as she promises to do better. Chase does not apologize, admit, or even THINK that he was wrong. Guess which one of these characters is commonly loved and which one is overly hated. Obviously, Millie being plus sized and a woc (Black, I believe) contributes some to this, but this is an obvious pattern you can see through every generation.

But yeah. The fandom itself has treated female characters worse than the show has in some ways.

-🐍 should probably not use my anon thing but I needed to say this!! It’s been in my head for a while

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I am a Millie defender until the day I DIE but it’s also weird that she would do that to Damien when the point of her character in the first season was that she was mocking the dangerous and stupid things people did on the show?? Or am I crazy

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Ok so I got back with my girlfriend and we’ve been doing great, so I wanted to watch the reboot with her. On the episode where Emma and Chase got back together she was like “they’re just like us haha” and likeee I love her but something about that threw me off 🤔🤔 like I did compare myself to Emma earlier and we both forgave each other for how things went but like.. what did she mean by that?? I’m probably overthinking it but it was an odd comparison for her to make

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Yeah we broke up but it was because she stole money from my sister.. not cus she cut my breaks, thankfully

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I love Millie so much she deserves the world I wish she was real

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I love Caleb.. I love snakes.. Caleb is Scared of snakes.. This is getting a little too controversial

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i like millie so much shes such a well written and genuinely human character who's able to be portrayed with very clear flaws but still likeable by the narrative which is rare for total drama characters ngl. i would go on an essay about her but unfortunately writings for NERDS (also im bad at articulating my thoughts but tl;dr millie is good)

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[loveontherocks]

you could only DREAM of having a character arc as well written as millie's

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Arg Millie’s struggles are so human and heartbreaking.. she doesn’t crave relationships but she holds so much more value in them than she thinks.. she acts like she sees herself as flawless and criticizes others due to her own insecurity.. her conflicts with irrational behavior and self preservation.. i love her so much you don’t get it!!

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Milliemma rambles!!

• When they first move in together they adopt a Birman cat (I just think they’re cute)

• Emma has always wanted a cat but couldn’t get one because of her mom’s allergies

• Millie is hesitant at first but eventually agrees to adopt one because how can she say no to Emma?

• (I think it would be funny if the cat warmed up to Millie quickly but was scared of Emma for a while. Millie pets it a few times and then goes back to whatever she was doing, while Emma tries and fails to get it to come to her.)

• Millie trying to break up Chase and Emma because he’s annoying and her being with him makes her a worse teammate and maybe because she thinks Emma is really pretty and nice to be around and deserves so much better than him!!

• Millie writing about Emma in her notebook, but it goes from criticism of her generation to teenage-girl-esque rambles about her crush

• Priya questioning her about her newfound fascination with Emma, to which Millie replies casually that she writes about other people too!! And her entries are only so admiring because she wants to be less judgmental!! Obviously.

• Emma temporarily thinking that Millie wants Chase for herself (which couldn’t be less true)

• Emma then confronting Millie about it, for her to respond with “I don’t even like guys!!” They are both shocked by this and Emma is like “oops.. my bad!!”

• Emma feeling flustered around Millie and feeling bad because she has nothing against Millie being a lesbian and she feels guilty for being uncomfortable around her.. only to realize that she has a crush on her!!

• Then they fall in love and everything is yuritastic!!

• Ummm that’s it for now!!

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Why is Emma looking at her girlfriend like that.. this is FAKE!!

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It Begins!

The simulation for Total Anon Island will begin! The first two episodes (part one + part two) should be posted sometime within the next week! Good luck to all the anons participating.

@rivalry-anon @caterpillar-bug-anon @notepad-anon @mrbatanon @hammie-anon if any other anons with blogs wanna be tagged just ask!!

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Hell yeah!