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Icon is by the lovely @zillabean. My aesthetic is dorky and purple.  Let me be your village idiot AND your village witch.

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[chulip-blossoms]

a really really really underrated feeling in learning a different language is when you start to hear words. as in it's no longer a string of sounds, you can parse through where words start and stop as you're hearing them. even words that you don't know what they mean yet but you can distinctly hear it as a whole word

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[tea-eyes]

Thank God for background videos.

Attempting to iron the waist ties so they're less unwieldy.

So...much...fabric.

Also learned from my mistake last time and will NOT sit onto the floor while doing this. Hence my kotatsu. Also I have a towel underneath the ironing sheet.

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[victusinveritas]

[astercontrol]

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

[zdr-77]

Kira, her goofriend and the homoerotic tension between him and his archnemesis

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[novakspector]

[alexielnight]

If anyone can pull off the tension and chaos of Raccoon City, it’s Zach Cregger. And Austin Abrams just makes me even more hyped 👀

[songsomi]

[resident-idiot-simp]

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[patchouii]

[ellakas]

[ellakas]

[ozempicofficial]

[animentality]