> You jump slightly in alarm by the unexpected sound of something hitting the counter top and you stare in surprise by the size of the bowl. That is a much, much bigger free sample than you thought they’d be.
> You blink as your attention finally turns to the troll tending the store and swallow thickly when you realize what was said. It wasn’t a free sample. They didn’t look happy at all about this. You best tread carefully.
> You nod your head in understanding and look at the available flavors. There is one you’ll avoid as if it was diseased. Unfortunately, you don’t have the patience to actually decide the flavors.
“ὃ Strawberry cheesecake, vanilla lime and … surprise me? ὃ”
> There, they can chose your last flavor. You expect it to be the cheapest one, since your eating big for free.