Three Times a Day
Summary: Hayden's surprised to learn that Shane and Lily do it three times a day. Later, he wonders if Shane and Ilya do the same.
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Ilya pulled back to look at Shane. He gave Hayden an accusatory look then glanced at Shane again.
“What are you saying to my husband to make him blush like this, Pike?”
Hayden raised his hands defensively. “Nothing!”
“It is not nothing. I know this color,” Ilya said, pointing at Shane's rosy cheeks. “You have embarrassed my husband. Explain.”
“Ilya,” Shane said, his tone fond but exasperated.
“Yes?” Ilya said, his jaw set. “Shane?”
Shane rolled his eyes, sighing in defeat.
“Hayden wanted to know how often we—how often you and I–”
Shane trailed off and made a gesture with his hand that Ilya seemed to understand immediately.
“Ahhh,” Ilya said, a look of predatory glee gracing his face.
“Would you like some pointers, Pike?”
He glanced down towards Hayden's crotch, studying it before saying, “I don't know what you are working with, but considering how many baby Pikes are running around, I am guessing it is serviceable.”
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