me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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Peter Solarz
sheepfilms

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
YOU ARE THE REASON
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izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever

blake kathryn

oozey mess
DEAR READER
Claire Keane

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@teacake-s
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
milf
man i luv fruit
‘til paul do us blart
There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible
it’s the vitamin d bitch
oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch
at a United Nations assembly
t'challa: thank you for your time everyone. Now, I believe my cousin and trusted advisor, N'Jadaka, would like to say a few words
killmonger: *lips right on the microphone* eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
t'challa: why are you like this
im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it
doesn’t matter what fandom i’m in. nothing will ever top george blagden posting a video to youtube singing ‘i’ll follow you into the dark’ and changing a verse to be from grantaire’s point of view about enjolras
nothing will ever top george admitting to us that he played grantaire as helplessly in love with enjolras the whole movie and told NO ONE because that’s how it should be
nothing. nothing will ever top this. nothing will ever top george blagden.
Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne on ceaselessly into Flavortown
In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive
Give Me the Roses While I Live
Block carving, 2016
by Kelly Louise Judd
Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.
And it’s worth it, it’s divine
TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG
No more ace discourse or kin drama or whatever in 2018 we’re baking banana bread and THATS FINAL
Some of my fav vines
Volume warning for some
I FORGOT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE SMOOTHIE ONE WITH THE FUCKING MASKS OH MY GOD IM DEAD
@ribb1t Thought you’d get a kick outta these!
that last one is me