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mabylc

me: not today, satan

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

ruinedchildhood

goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202

milf

man i luv fruit

dinuguan

‘til paul do us blart

poqari

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

whatthebec

it’s the vitamin d bitch

johnnyjoestarrelatable

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

at a United Nations assembly

t'challa: thank you for your time everyone. Now, I believe my cousin and trusted advisor, N'Jadaka, would like to say a few words

killmonger: *lips right on the microphone* eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism

t'challa: why are you like this

cipherr

im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it

mosaicabstract

doesn’t matter what fandom i’m in. nothing will ever top george blagden posting a video to youtube singing ‘i’ll follow you into the dark’ and changing a verse to be from grantaire’s point of view about enjolras

nothing will ever top george admitting to us that he played grantaire as helplessly in love with enjolras the whole movie and told NO ONE because that’s how it should be

nothing. nothing will ever top this. nothing will ever top george blagden.

imagineguyfieri

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

sister-stress-deactivated202311

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne on ceaselessly into Flavortown

dragonprincessmew

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

swan-bones

Give Me the Roses While I Live

Block carving, 2016

by Kelly Louise Judd

phalaenopfish

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.