Hundred Percent Hayley

[yipeaches]

You dress for the murder you wanna commit, not the murder you have committed.

Ryan Haywood (via godsgif-totheworld)

[bob-belcher]

[doseofriends]

[broad-city]

[stars-benn]

#when people ask me about my life

[the-maine-meta]

Peake is savage

[chandlerbings]

[ashlandrenee]

[shitmystudentswrite]

Debunking stereotypes

All blacks are thugs, women can’t make decisions alone, all blondes are stupid - these are some stereotypes. Everyone knows that these are lies. But how do people feel who are in these stereotypes? Just try to put yourself in their place. I know so many smart blondes, I know so many thugs and they are white people.

[shitmystudentswrite]

A precise scientific method

To measure the amount of water in the pond, we should collect a jar of water, dry it in the oven, and then weigh it.

[shitmystudentswrite]

Beef Romanov

The last royal family to rule Russia was the Stroganoffs.

[shitmystudentswrite]

Ugly

It is funny when you are ugly on purpose. It is sad when it is on accident.

[teachingsmallercuntztothrive]

FUCKKK

I have the sexiest girlfriend on the planet

[dutchstore]

[boomgoestherynamite]

Let’s Play- Gta V - Lowriders: 17:28

“Did you see that?!”                                                                                     “I saw you drive by bouncing down the fucking street”

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

life’s tough questions

[jam-hearts]

Posi-choices with Mogar!

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