teach me how to BU

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the weather forecast tomorrow

what the national weather service says: 

what BU says in response:

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when BU only cancels classes before 11 a.m.

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when BU sends out a notification that school will be closed tomorrow during the break

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when papa john's ends their contract with BU

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when mugar opens for 24 hours during finals period

expectation:

reality:

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the dining hall

on most days: on parent's weekend:

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when thanksgiving break can't come fast enough

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when my professor assigns a big assignment right before thanksgiving break

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when BU is ranked number one for worst grading

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when mayor tom menino turned down harvard to work at bu

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mugar

on a saturday:

on a sunday: 

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when the red sox win the world series

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trying to navigate the GSU at lunchtime

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meeting people at BU

student 1: oh hey i've never seen you before it's nice to meet you

student 2: nice to meet you too. wow it looks like we have 100 facebook friends in common. you know [blank]? he went to my high school

student 1: that's so weird, you know [blank2]?? i dated him!

student 2: wow idk how we've never met before

student 1: idk that's so BU

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when someone asks me to eat at a real restaurant with them

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when BU crushes ceases to exist

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when i come to terms with the fact that the clover truck isn't coming back