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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

We apologise for our silence but the TEA is never silent. Listen and you shall hear it, pray and it shall answer you.

Another day of worship. Join us in the glory that is tea.

The TEA blesses you

Tea (not a) cult