Hoid's holiday journal.

Mostly cosmere memes, occasionally cosmere thoughts. You can call me Ati. (he/him)

[cosmere-cosmeme]

You can’t get eiffel towered on roshar. that’s called a bridge 3

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: The bridgeboy and I are dating now

Shallan: Oh! I’m glad you felt ready to tell me, but I’ve known for a while.

Adolin: …We only just started?

Shallan: Then what on Damnation were you doing before that???

[cosmere-cosmeme]

hoid's holiday journal, does hoid celebrate Rosh Hashanah?

yes, though his timeframe is different and his observance is private. he is much more publicly involved with holidays based around stories and events (passover, etc.)

rosh hashanah is a time when he drops his many masks and actually reflects on what he has done.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wit: She asked you “Is beauty all that matters?”-

Adolin: Well I-

Wit: And you said “What else is there?”?!

Adolin: It was dumb, I know-

Wit: Dumb? My moromic prince, you should dictate a book! I see it now: How To Offend Women In As Few Words As Possible.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

lovingly, hoid cannot be talking

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

He has fumbled so many baddies I swear

[1kit]

Then again, he uses as MANY words as possible

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

Ahhh, so he should write a book on how to offend women in as MANY words as possible!

[1kit]

Hoid should. Then write Adolins book on how to offend them in as few as possible.

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

Omg it would be beautiful

[cosmere-cosmeme]

ive always thought the detail abt other ppl calling bridge four “the order of bone” bc of the bone armor is so goofy

order of bone is a name you give yourself

knowing people they’d be the fucking boner boys or something

[cosmere-cosmeme]

@a-field-of-thistles you get it

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Jasnah: That’s tragic, I’ll be sure to keep you in my prayers.

Amaram: You’re an atheist, you don’t pray.

Jasnah: I’m aware.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Alright Princeling, and how many hours of sleep did YOU get last night?

Adolin: A full seven hours.

Kaladin: Straight?

Adolin: No, bisexual.

Kaladin: That’s not what I-

Shallan: Wow Kaladin, you act so concerned about his sleep and then you proposition him?

Kaladin, somewhat flustered: Storms I hate hanging out with you two.

Pattern: Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[crypticscholar020020]

Sometimes Kaladin says things that are incongruent with his actions

Fascinating

[uncanny-library-official]

I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT WAS A DELIBERATE MISUNDERSTANDING ON ADOLIN'S PART. THIS A THING HUMANS DO FOR... SEVERAL REASONS I UNDERSTAND.

[crypticscholar020020]

Shallan explained this to me as humor

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Do you have a fun cosmere fandom memory from this year? Could be art you saw or fic you read, a funny interaction on tumblr or reddit, something that happened at Dragonsteel Nexus if you happened to be able to go... Whatever comes to you!

This year i got back into the cosmere (not that i LOST interest, i just got busy and my attention drifted) so ive been having a lot of fun rereading again. and i got to come back on here and see some art people made based on my posts, which is always such an honor.

hoping to go to DsN soon, but haven’t gotten to yet…

[cosmere-cosmeme]

I love your blog <3

omg thank you!

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: Y’know bridgeboy, between your brains and my brawn, we make a pretty good team!

Kaladin: I have both brains and brawn.

Adolin: Fine, but I have the charisma and the winning smile.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

ive always thought the detail abt other ppl calling bridge four “the order of bone” bc of the bone armor is so goofy

order of bone is a name you give yourself

knowing people they’d be the fucking boner boys or something

[cosmere-cosmeme]

This tumblr user is in love with Steris Harms.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Harmony: My shoulder angel and devil are too busy flirting to give me actual advice and that’s why I’m so passive, I think.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

i am DEAD

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

life update i am still dead

[humanfox030]

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

MY MANNNNN (platonic) (plural)

[humanfox030]

Digging up ancient lerati art just for this . Wait I have an even older one.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: I’ve been in the tower so long I’d almost forgotten how beautiful it is out here.

Rlain, to contentment: It is perfect. Just you, me, and the moons.

Shallan, distantly: YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Alright Princeling, and how many hours of sleep did YOU get last night?

Adolin: A full seven hours.

Kaladin: Straight?

Adolin: No, bisexual.

Kaladin: That’s not what I-

Shallan: Wow Kaladin, you act so concerned about his sleep and then you proposition him?

Kaladin, somewhat flustered: Storms I hate hanging out with you two.

Pattern: Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Truth.

Renarin: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Kaladin: Dare.

Renarin: Go to sleep.

Kaladin: I don’t like this game.

[oddly-compelled]

I had to draw this.

I love these three so much.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!! thank you so much for this amazing art oh my god its so good aaaahhhhhhhhh.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wax: Why did you include the clause about affairs and mistresses?

Steris: I read up about you before writing it and I was under the impression there was a secret relationship with Wayne.

Wax: .......What?

Wayne: It’s okay, you don’t have to deny it to her

Wax: Oh shut up.