just putting it out there that since this is a sideblog, i’ll follow/like/etc. from my main blog
i’ll put out now that i do enjoy engaging with shipping but i also like to tag everything so feel free to blacklist (if anyone out there is interested in lore discussion but wants to avoid all shipping, which is understandable) (just looking for the tempura on tmblr...)
i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad
If you don't believe that crystals can keep away negative people in your life you've obviously never thrown one hard enough, my personal favourite that i recommend is called brick
sorry but i NEED to yell about this vtuber stuff aaaAAAA
yesterday, two of the four Holostars Guild TEMPUS members met up for an offline collab: Magni Dezmond (self-proclaimed alchemist and inventor of copium), and Regis Altare (guild leader and rumored serial killer based on his hobby of going on 3am walks, as seen in this clip)
the collab was a lunchables and candy mukbang mostly sweet and goofy, just guys being dudes, except there was a running gag where every time Altare wandered off to do a thing, Dez would start whispering to chat like "help, please, get me out of here" kind of stuff, and at one point he made a message with their pizza lunchable:
Altare, meanwhile, made a show of being affectionate and silly, multiple times encouraging Dez to make a heart with their hands together. Dez thwarted this the first time by making a thumbs up and copying their stream thumbnail art, which is this:
but then later they actually made a heart, which Dez immediately turned into the thumbs up again, which Altare went serial killer mode and "attacked" him for; while Dez was calling for help to the chat his voice got cut off and the stream ended suddenly.
immediately after that, this now-deleted tweet showed up on Altare's twitter:
and after it was deleted he put this one up:
Dez hasn't tweeted since, but his last 4 twitter likes, as of this posting, spell the message H-E-L-P
aaa i love these boys so much ok their bits are legendary (yes it's a bit for the heehee hahas and nobody is actually in danger, i swear)
anyway, here's a link to the video, and a commenter has timestamped all the times Dez asked for help:
there's also already a lot of really good and funny fanart
and this will probably only get more wild and ridiculous because both of them are scheduled to be offline for the next couple of days
i cannot WAIT to see it
also sorry i left out a lot of stuff but i was trying to make the shortest version of this post i could possibly make lol
he has literally never used this emoji. Altare uses it all the time, though. like he did early this morning:
their guildmate Axel (gladiator from australia Northern Elysium) seemed worried at first, but Altare's reply was......reassuring. yeah.
Axel also quote retweeted about this, implying Dez is incapacitated/dead/otherwise unable to respond
only for "Dezmond" to respond with another tweet containing both Altare's signature emoji and signature :3 face.
RIP Magnation....the replies on this one are chaos.
related, Altare also only talks about eating meat with Dez at various points, so...cannibal status unknown but evidence is mounting.
and ofc we're still getting new artwork of Magni begging for help. there's even a fan animation of the last few seconds of stream when Altare attacked:
they're still scheduled to be on break for the rest of today and tomorrow. weekends never felt so long