tealjake

teal jake

[geeglegaggles]

mephone4 torture

yeah

[mephone4glazer3000]

that would burn her ass. Literally

[mefon999]

Can mephone melt at high enough temperature

[mephone4glazer3000]

HER CASING IS PLASTIC. i think

[mefon999]

Mephones asset is based off of the original IPhone 4 though and that was made out of stainless steel which melts at 1400°C and fire is 600°C-1100°C

She wouldnt melt !!!!

[geeglegaggles]

oh good for her

well ill find another way

[mefon999]

Uhh put her on the sun or something idk 💔💔💔

[mephone4glazer3000]

if a literal flame couldnt even melt her what is the sun even going to do SON😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mefon999]

... are you aware that the sun is 15,000,000°C

[mephone4glazer3000]

OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID PUT HER UNDER THE SUN NOT on THE SUN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KILL ME

[mefon999]

LAMO 😭😭 yeah guys if we put her on the sun she wont melt !!!!!! cmon guys

[tealjake]

teal jake

[amoebaporn]

Holy shit I got a question that was "which type of radiation has the greatest penetration power?" and I at first thought it was alpha but then I remembered this image

[tealjake]

teal jake

[vinceioum]

yeah im not gonna have kids

"ohh youll probably change your mind when your older"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"but youre so good with kids"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"youre too young to know that for sure"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"you might meet someone that you really want to start a family with"

IM NOT FUCKING HAVING KIDS !!!!!!

[tealjake]

teal jake

[typo-spotter]

My inbox is not a place to try to see how incomprehensible you can make your text. Please.

[tealjake]

teal jake

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[yellow-jermaine]

Yellow Jermaine

[tealjake]

teal jake

[toastabi]

i wish this comment wasn’t deleted because i can’t POSSIBLY imagine what could have come after those first words. What

[toastabi]

i know what comes after now but im not telling any of you

[dave-shitpants]

Ok dude

[toastabi]

[tealjake]

teal jake

[thecrimsonblade2]

has there been any updates on Jake?

Embryonic limbo. - Machinator (Sun Jun 28 17:12:37 2026 UTC)

[tealjake]

teal jake

[catboy-tdick]

so if i made a fic where coil finds a coil and a slingshot bean who start off being antagonistic towards each other but start being more sweet towards each other and it inspires him to try and get into sling’s good graces would ya’ll be interested… would ya’ll read it…

[tealjake]

teal jake

[catboy-tdick]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REBLOGGING MY POSTS

[tealjake]

🤷

[catboy-tdick]

so if i made a fic where coil finds a coil and a slingshot bean who start off being antagonistic towards each other but start being more sweet towards each other and it inspires him to try and get into sling’s good graces would ya’ll be interested… would ya’ll read it…

[tealjake]

teal jake

[toastabi]

dodcomic 22: soon

[tealjake]

teal jake

[ieatshoelacez]

i’ve been drawing so many ferns, this isn’t even all of them. i’m addicted to the design, i swear.

[tealjake]

teal jake

[tealjake]

teal jake i love you. i love teal jake.

teal jake

[tealjake]

Teal Jake

teal jake

[askscagstuff]

what do you think of my painting?

IT IS SO WONDERFULPILLED OMG IS THAT ME

im sooooooooooo famouss

[tealjake]

teal jake

[sharpshooter-sling]

Coil is making me watch this thing, while im at the same cubic world. Wish me luck, i might learn a thing or two!! :3

-Slingshot

[tealjake]

teal jake

[milkie2]

Cats forced out of the bag too early and now its an even bigger issue for everyone whoops

Medhammer animatic gulp

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Youtube link:

[tealjake]

teal jake

[daily-boombox-drawings]

Day 103

Steam Workshop::

Steam Workshop::

BB stands for Bit Buddy I think

[tealjake]

teal jake