Ask Team Dude!

a little ask blog for Team Dude, aka Lightning, Jo, Brick, Scott and Sam!

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Is Brick scared of war?

Brick: Well, who in their right mind wouldn’t be? Nobody joins the military just to fight in war. Besides, you know what they say about it, besides the fact that it never changes…

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Would you make new teams if you could.

Lightning: Never! I made this team and I’ll never leave it!

Sam: They say a captain goes down with his ship, so I suppose that fits. But anyway, I’d make a new team if I could. Probably with Cameron and Harold

Brick: Probably. If I could get away with it.

Scott: I’d make a team of me and only me.

Jo: Cute to assume I’d want any part of any team after all this, but I’d consider it if it meant getting away from these losers for good. As long as whoever’s there is as strong and amazing as I am, I’d be down.

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Jo/brick how do you feel about people shipping you two. You’re ship names Jock FYI

Brick: Ahem, now that Sam has informed me about what that is, all I have to say is that you are…definitely a creative bunch.

Jo: You’re all delusional, don’t you think, thinking that would work?

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Congrats on winning HOH Scotty

Scott: What did you just say to me?

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Sam, have you ever played video games with the step brothers from Ridonculous Race?

Sam: Not yet, no. If they wanted to play something with me, I’ve give it a shot, though. My hopes aren’t exactly high, because, between you and me…

They seem like Hanzo mains.

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What reality show would be ideal for you to go on next? (Everybody)

Sam: None. I’ve had my fill.

Brick: I would give the race a crack if they got a second season.

Lightning: I’ll get my own reality show when I make it big! It’ll be called…Lightning Strikes!

Jo: Depends, if they make one for getting to the Olympics then you can sign me right up for that. Otherwise, not interested.

Scott: None. Never again. Thank you, goodbye.

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Has Jo had her first kiss yet?

Jo: I’m sorry, what do you think you’re doing asking this? Not only am I not going to talk about that with anyone here, why would I suddenly come running to you people to tell you if it has or hasn’t happened?

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Anybody get stung by a bee?

Lightning: Yeah, it was no big deal.

Sam: I’m deathly allergic, so no, thankfully.

Brick: Not a bee, but a wasp is a different story.

Jo: All those stinging bugs know better than to mess with me.

Scott: Bees are a part of farm life. What do you expect me to say?

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Do you guys ever hang out? Like all five of you, at the same time, same place, for at least a couple of hours of quality friend time.

Lightning: Last time I tried to arrange a Team Dude meeting, everyone ditched me!

Brick: Yeah, sorry about that. I had, uh, a doctor’s appointment.

Sam: I needed to be at a very important raid.

Scott: There was a meeting at some point?

Jo: Ditching that was the best idea I ever had. Didn’t even know the rest of them bailed too.

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How do you guys react to fans talking to you in public?

Lightning: Sign autographs, duh! But please, no pictures that I’m not being paid to take.

Jo: I’ll fight anyone who tries talking to me. Unless you’re talking about how great I am, then maybe I’ll drop the fists for you.

Scott: …We have fans who’d talk to us in public?

Brick: Oh, I hadn’t really thought about it. If it were to happen, I’d at least hope they wouldn’t be too weird about it.

Sam: I would hope so too, but let’s be real, I’ve seen what you people are like.

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If you were forced to date one person on tdroti who would it be.

Sam: Forced to? As in, we wouldn’t have a choice in the matter? I feel my answer is rather obvious.

Brick: Uh, um, man, first the one about Dawn, and now this…

Lightning: I wouldn’t be forced to, they’d line up and beg me!

Jo: Anyone who “forces” me to date someone will fall asleep and never wake up again. I make my own decisions about that sort of thing.

Scott: I’m not answering any romance questions, no way.

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Brick, Dawn mentioned at one point that you have a need to be dominated. Do you have anything to say about that?

Brick: I...uh, hm. I don’t...think I know how to answer this.

Sam: I’m sure he would if someone forced him to.

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Jo, do you consider cheerleading a sport?

Jo: Cheerleaders are athletes, I’ll give them that. And what they do looks…pretty. Frilly. Glittery. Nothing I want any part of. But is it a sport? Uh, no, not really, just because you’re an athlete doing something doesn’t make your froufrou dancing and lifting a sport.

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Who would win a game of basketball, you guys or Team Escope?

Lightning: Who are they? I’ll tear ‘em apart!

Jo: I also don’t know who they are, but even with the dead weight over there, Lightning and I alone could destroy them.

Brick: I’m willing to wager I’m not half bad at it, myself.

Sam: You guys have fun with that. I’ll, er, provide moral support.

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Who would be the 6th member of Team Dude if you had to choose?

Lightning: Definitely not anyone I’ve seen! The drafting process is very complicated, and if Lightning don’t like ya, you’re out!

Jo: You don’t like any of us.

Lightning: Shut up!

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Lightning, how are sports going?

Lightning: Do ya even need to ask? I am legendary, as always! 

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It’s gay pride month and I think it’s about time for Jo and Brick to come out of the closet already and be proud of who you are!

Jo: I truly have no idea what you’re talking about. My closet isn’t big enough for all of me to fit in.

Brick: Mine probably would be if I emptied it of combat boots, but then getting rid of my boots would be the opposite of being proud of who I am.

Sam: You two are hopeless.

Lightning: Lightning’s closet is big enough for everyone to sleep in! 

Sam: Oh my god.