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[teaminappropriate]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is a required amount of intelligence an individual must have to understand they are not intelligent.

[teaminappropriate]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Unless you wash and dry clothes completely naked, you’ll always have dirty laundry.

[wordsnquotes]

“It’s how I fill the time when nothing’s happening. Thinking too much, flirting with melancholy.”

— Tim Winton, Breath

[fyp-psychology]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”

— Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything is heavy if you hold it long enough

[just-shower-thoughts]

A fence around your house is also a fence around the entire world except your house.

[quotemadness]

“It’s not exactly love at first sight. It is more like soul recognition.”

— Lynette Simeone (via quotemadness)

[extramadness]

[thepersonalquotes]

[breathtakingdestinations]

Kyoto - Japan (by Stéphane Neckebrock) 

[quotemadness]

“And what does it mean- to die? Perhaps man has a hundred senses, and at his death only the five we know perish, while the other ninety-five remain alive.”

— Anton Chekhov

[extramadness]

[thepersonalquotes]

[teaminappropriate]

Cream and sugar?

You know when you order iced coffee from Sbucks, they will cream and sugar it for you? I mean I assume they’ll do whatever you want them to do which is how you get those absolutely ridiculous orders you overhear mostly when you’re in a rush. Well, I like to cream and sugar my own iced coffee. Because one time I let them do it and the thing was as white as a Swedish guy’s ass. I’m not sure how they thought that much cream was even acceptable. Was there even coffee in it?! So I figured—fluke accident. I drank it and fell asleep the next hour, gassy AF, because no coffee, all cream. So the next time I went, they offered to cream and sugar my iced coffee for me and I said “Sure. But the last time I had them cream and sugar it for me, it had an excessive amount of cream in it, so could you do just a splash of cream?” And I weighed the options in my head. I truly did.

In my mind: Maybe you’re supposed to have baristas cream and sugar your shit. Maybe it eliminates the mess at the little DIY counter. Maybe it moves the line quicker? Maybe it’s great customer service. Maybe me saying “no I’ll do it myself” was actually against barista/customer etiquette. On top of which, they offer Every. Single. Time. Just let them do it. But definitely ask for less cream. And definitely overthink it and then definitely over explain WHY you need less cream. Yeah. Do that. Come off as absolutely crazy to this barista you will never see again. Go. 👍🏿

I weighed it all out in that split second after they offered “cream and sugar?” Well guess what? My drink had so much fucking cream in it, it was ridiculous. It was whiter than the Swedish guy’s ass this time. It was basically a Polar Bear. A freshly bathed one. I, and I NEVER EVER do this, gave it back to the guy and asked him to redo it. And again. I weighed it out in my head but figured I came off as a big enough bitch the first time, what’s one more time?!? He poured out half my drink, and refilled it with back up with more iced coffee and there was so much cream in it originally that now the drink looked like the Swedish guy’s ass again. Absolutely fuck it. And I have a point I’m getting to so hang on. Lol.

Today when I ordered my iced coffee I was proactive. I said “can I get a tall iced coffee, black?” And the girl looked at me and said “Wow!! Black! I like it!! $3.40.” And I felt bad. Like a phony. Dishonest, even. She was giving me a verbal high five for being so rugged that I didn’t need cream or sugar in my drink and I was accepting that verbal high five and putting it in my collection of compliments and it wasn’t even meant for me. That’s stealing. So I clarified while I waited for the little machine to do its payment magic. I said (with a smile) “To be clear. I’m not that bananas. I can’t drink coffee black. I’ll cream and sugar it myself.” And she said, “Oh we can do that for you! Let us do it for you.”

😑

[wordsnquotes]

“Personally, morally and emotionally, I sometimes feel I’m in complete turmoil. I really don’t know who I am. I still feel like I’ve got a hell of a lot to learn.”

— Kate Winslet (via wordsnquotes)