Things I Have Found

Hello, this is what I found on the internet and was amazed/intrigued/entertained enough to share with you. Ghaknar on Twitter Facebook Instagram

[horrorandhalloween]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[thickness-protection-program]

To the incinerator!

[felixdeon]

"He was helping himself to my butt!"

Jack and Michael, 1913

[ghostes]

In the immortal words of The Doors, ‘The time to hesitate is through.’

EMPIRE RECORDS (1995) | dir. Allan Moyle

[sixpenceee]

Not uncommon in Florida | source

[1oldbear]

Cue theme from Jurassic Park

[switching-to-glide]

Oh fuck that!

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[thewittyphantom]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[artgroupie]

it was the 60s and she was helping him stay safe by agreeing to be his beard. daphne is an ally and probably a lesbian

[plaguedocboi]

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

[plague-masks-n-mushrooms]

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

[plaguedocboi]

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

[bowling-with-skulls]

i physically had to draw this

[everythingfox]

am scared

(via)

[sometimeredhead]

[valtsv]

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

[thrussy]

[keenpsychiclandthing]

[bunjywunjy]

Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺

salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!

they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!

they can’t help it, they’re just babey.

[moonblossom]

[ripe]

a_street_cat_named_benson on ig

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[June: No you’re not in your uniform Barnaby!

George: That’s true.

Barnaby: Apologies!

June: That’s better.

George: Are you adjusting your outfit? It’s quite warm out here.

June: Yes! Let’s go look at him! Look at that!

George: Yes look at that!

June: Wow. Perhaps you could show me?

George: June, you could learn a new trade, and Barnaby, we could save costs on labor.

Barnaby: I can do that.

George. That’s a great idea.

June: Barnaby this is... really informative.

George: Yeah I commend you on your form sir.

Barnaby: Thank you Mr. George.

George: June make sure to get a good grip on that pole, dear.

June: Oh yes, I’ll hold the pole.

Barnaby: This pole right here Mrs. June.

June: Right this pole.

Barnaby: Right there. There you go.

June: Wow.

George: Barnaby perhaps I should learn how to clean the pool as well sir.

Barnaby: Yes Mr. George, come on over. Behind you.

George: Alright.

Baranby: Put your hand right here.

George: Oh okay. Oh!

Barnaby: It’s all in the hips.

George: Oh! Alright... June?

June: Yes George?

George: Why don’t you do me a favor and go make supper? Barnaby and I will be in in a moment. You have a deep stroke Barnaby.

June: GEORGE!!!

George: Get back inside June!

June: Alright.

Barnaby: Back and forth Mr. George.

George: Back and forth indeed.

Barnaby: Little faster.

George: Oh! Oh dear!]

[gotterhag]

I’m done

[thisisalljustashitshow-deactiva]

Get back inside June.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Idk if you've posted this one yet but I can't stop thinking about it! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeHhX9PF/