100% Geek Trash

The name's Rob. British, 29 years old, and an absolutely unapologetic geek (gaming/anime/comics) that happens to be half phillipino, half english, I'm gay! I also used to be known as roah on here. Also used to be an artist. Might pick it back up some day! Here's where I scream into the void.

[bananatwinky]

[gay--dog]

punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt

[axolotine]

hugs you but my torso is coated in nasty spikes so it immediately cancels out and doesnt nice

[questersrest]

SIMPLY

HAVING

A WONDERFUL

[thememedaddy]

[thejabberwocki]

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

[thejabberwocki]

aaaaand this is why i didn't try to transcribe it

[cowls-moving-hassle]

can't be transcribed with mere letters

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[wizardarchetypes]

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

[wizardarchetypes]

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

[wizardarchetypes]

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[snapscube]

waittt i just noticed i have a bunch of chocolate next to my side of the bed yum

[snapscube]

and now i don’t anymore :)

[snapscube]

suddenly girls can’t have a treat a special bedtime treat suddenly we’re not femenists anymore

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ignoranceishibiscus]

my favorites from the tags

[shyjusticewarrior]

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[pseudonymjones]

My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

[pseudonymjones]

The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation below.

[thememedaddy]

[gonkaccino]

[flanneldragon]

[ephemeralhorror]

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]