The Stolen Catering Truck

Like the catering truck co-opted by Ian and his men, this is the hub of the activities of Team National Treasure. This is where we congregate, plan, and talk National Treasure with fellow fans, and though we are small right now, one day where we will be...

[drjohndisco]

LOOK AT HIM GO!!!

CC: [Riley laughs awkwardly] [Chair crash sound followed by up-tempo music] [Music stops] Riley (yelling desperately): Wait! Wait! That's my car!

[drjohndisco]

Now, this has no basis in canon, but the mental image of Ben making Riley go and get McDonalds with his dad's money after he complains he's hungry in the backseat is very funny to me.

[thenationaltreasuregazette]

Listen, they've all been up for 18+ hours at this point.

Ben had a shitty stouffers lasagna & chugged a champagne flute

Abigail picked at weird party hors d'oeuvres that aren't filling and she probably didn't like

And let's be real, Riley has been running on energy drinks for an undetermined period of time

The adrenaline has finally worn off and everything smells like lemon juice. Get my kids some fast food!

[emmi-kat]

Riley also had some pizza (still warm, I think)

[thenationaltreasuregazette]

You're so right, I am a liar and a fool

[thenationaltreasuregazette]

[everythingfox]

Difficulty: Extreme

[everythingfox]

CAT, Cat, cat

[thenationaltreasuregazette]

This is how they end up at McDonalds.

Insp.

[sirgnomethegiant]

Area 51? Nah, I’m all about Page 47.

[lotrobsession]

[boromirswife]

Sean Bean as Ian Howe in National Treasure (2004)

[boromirswife]

Sean Bean as Ian Howe in National Treasure (2004)

[heckyeahnationaltreasure]

“Women don’t want diamonds. Women want historical American artifacts.”

— Me, watching National Treasure (via takadasaiko)

[teamnationaltreasure]

Women want scrolls from the Library of Alexandria

[everythingfox]

Do not separate

[serasvictoria]

93. National Treasure (2004) ★★★☆☆

“Why can’t they just say, ‘go to this place, here’s the treasure, spend it wisely’?”

[disneyadaptations]

This room is real, Ben. And that means the treasure is real

National Treasure (2004) dir. Jon Turteltaub

[where-dreamers-go]

I cannot ESC your love

(In the most positive way)

Love,

Your Riley

[moglin-deactivated20160712]

ur a national treasure, bbu. ;*

—— SCREAMS OMG THANK U SEIFU ILU :***

[tocappuccinosintheclouds]

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay????? i’m an internationally-renowned art thief????? and tonight i’m here to rob you????

[undekaying-deactivated20240629]

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.