who died and made him king of snacks?

dira. she/her🌈

[teardropsonmykalimba]

i actually don't know how to play kalimba

[teardropsonmykalimba]

yes you can hold my hand if you want to cause i wanna hold yours too

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[soupwife]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

im not using dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (theyre working at a garden centre using a fake french accent to tell customers lies abour jrr tolkein and i call their bluff and blackmail them into selling me a begonia for a discount price)

[teardropsonmykalimba]

if all the yj girlies don't have communal sex by AT LEAST season 4 then whats the point

[pinkskylne]

— you construct intricate rituals (1981), by barbara kruger. (insp)

[shiverandqueeef]

absolutely losing it over the queens playing an entire first session and only afterwards realizing that pc death is an actual thing that can happen

like. the indignation 😂😂😂

[weidli]

got held up on the way to work today because there was a big snake trying to sun herself on the highway right on the way out of town & the lady in the grey subaru in front of me put her warning lights on & got out to try & shoo her into the grassy sunny verge on the other roadside. & it was afternoon and busy but the logging trucks stopped & waited & the family cars stopped & waited & the long haul truckers stopped & waited for that snake to cross the road. nobody so much as honked. & when the snake was safe the road was backed up in both directions but a fellow in a pickup truck waved at me to go ahead (i was waiting to turn right onto the highway) even though he could have made me wait until the whole long line of cars passed. what i am trying to say is: there is still love in this world. what i am trying to say is: happy pride to me & to that big old bull snake who will live to see another sunrise & to every person on that highway who decided that saving her was worth five minutes of delay

[kaijuno]

Fluffy baby goes on adventures 🥹🥹🥹

[teaboot]

I desperately need the world to know that Liebchen means 'Precious/Darling/Sweetheart' 😭

[corrodedbisexual]

🍎 YENNEFER - THE WITCHER S03E01

[teardropsonmykalimba]

not to be depressing on main but what if i end it alllllllllllll

[tabithatwo]

the fun thing about simone kessell is that she has irrevocably altered my brain!!! my chest feels tight when i look at her!!! down bad isn’t a strong enough phrase!!! and her playing lottie??? this milf portraying soothing, terrifying, tactile, lesbian goddess crazy femme cult leader lottie matthews??? it’s so over for me forever and ever <3 <3

[fouralarm-fire-deactivated20240]

Simone Kessell as Lottie Matthews

YELLOWJACKETS | 2.07 "BURIAL"

[societyclub]

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. karyn kusama

[jackiietaylor]

NATALIE SCATORCCIO & LOTTIE MATTHEWS YELLOWJACKETS | 2.04 "Old Wounds"

[jeniferprince]

supercorpo <3

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[teardropsonmykalimba]

just woke up traumatized from a dream. there was a flesh-ripping vampire outbreak(?) and all i did was play dead and hoped for the best. woke up right before i was about to get my face eaten. zero survival instinct whatsoever.