Very Incorrect Tears of Themis

Simping and Crying(inactive) 

[tearsofsimping]

I just read this incorrect quote and had to make the edit.

POV: Rosa's bookshelf (ahem ignore the low quality)

I love it so much, it’s perfect! 

(The quality’s fine dw)

[tearsofsimping]

Luke: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Vyn, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Luke: BLOCKED!

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Marius: In honour of bisexual awareness week, be aware of me.

Marius: Pay attention to me.

Marius: Look at me. I’m amazing.

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Vyn: To quote Hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”.

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Marius: It’s times like this that I wish I’d listen to what Vyn told me.

Luke: Why, what did he tell you?

Marius: I don’t know. I didn’t listen.

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Vyn: I have feelings for you.

Marius: Huh? You do?

Vyn: Yes. I feel you’re very annoying.

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Artem: Luke, are you sure you’re ok? 

Luke: Yeah I’m absolutely fine. 

Artem: Are you sure? Today at 4am you texted me asking if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together.

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This is fantastic, because you've literally got the adoptive twins who immediately share one brainchild when in close proximity (Luke and Marius). And you've got the clueless dad (Artem) and the tired mom of 2.5 children (Vyn). And of course the girlboss queen of sass herself, Rosa, who is both the third in the one brainchild group or the wine aunt and there's no inbetween.

This is why the NXX team is my fave found family. Just the dumbassery of it all, with Marius and Luke enabling each other to do the most outlandish things,Rosa sometimes joining them, Artem being confused by what they’re doing and Vyn being 110% done with everyone

[tearsofsimping]

Marius: if your leg got cut off. Would it hurt?

Luke: duh!

Marius: how tho?

Luke: your leg got cut off fool!

Marius: where you gonna feel the pain?

Luke: in your leg-

Marius: exactly brush! How you gonna feel the pain in your leg-

Luke: -is your leg is gone!!

Bonus

Artem: there's logic . . . But it's so so wrong.

Vyn: if you think there's any logic in that then I guess we know why you only have one doctorate.

.

[tearsofsimping]

[On Twitter]

Vyn: Like this tweet for a tbh

Vyn: @ Artem I have 2 phds, I’m better than you 

Artem: I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE

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Vyn, waking up: SHIT IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Vyn: Oh wait, I’m an adult

Vyn, sitting back up: I’M A TEACHER!

[tearsofsimping]

Rosa: Do you hold any grudges?

Marius: *Thinks about the list they made of everyone who forgot to tell them ‘Happy birthday’* No.

[tearsofsimping]

I have come to the realization that there is almost no kiki content in the fandom, so I will be dropping on the most popular tot blogs to ask. thoughts on kiki bennet? (pssps feel free not to answer if you don't want!)

I love Kiki! She's so adorable and relatable(tbh more than Rosa because there's no way I can be as accomplished as her). I am on my knees and begging mhy for a Kiki route.

I wish there was more content about her like a small event that revolves around her and the other members of Themis law firm. And yeah I'm kinda disappointed by the lack of Kiki content in the fandom.

[tearsofsimping]

Rosa: Hewwo.

Luke: Hihiiiiii!

Vyn: Greetings, Humans.

DAVIS: Three kinds of people.

Artem: I want coffee.

Rosa: Four kinds of people.

Marius: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

DAVIS: Five kinds of people.

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Marius: If I wanted coal for Christmas but I’ve been bad, does Santa give me a gift or do I win either way?

Vyn: Marius shut up.

Luke: Wait no he’s got a point

Artem: Wait why would you want coal for Christmas?

[tearsofsimping]

Vyn:...Luke, what are you doing?

Luke, surrounded by 15 birds: Building a family.

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Vyn: Where are Luke and Marius?

Artem: They went out.

Vyn: They're grounded.

Artem: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?