will i ever post consistently again?

✨i'll never tell✨

[compulsiveloser]

y'all ever just 👻

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[picrossingguard]

[viradianjedi]

[guerrillatech]

[grox]

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbx]

i went to penis wikipedia and it doesn’t even mention you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[masterblaster]

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

[ozner265]

to big to use….?

[masterblaster]

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

[paxamericana]

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[toastbutteregg]

[bpdvanillaice]

[wumblr]

followers, for today’s post, i’ve arranged your desks in a circle

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Oh God oh fuck

[brittlebonedmethhead]

[gonebyebyebyeeee]

im so glad i dont have a tumblr

[tenderfeeling]

choose your weapon

[groupthinker]

stab damage vs. crush damage

[cerastes]

[wereralph]

CAN YALL PLEASE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]