Just going with that whole 'Tortured Artist' thing

Steve Rogers. (or Captain Skin-tight Freedom-suit/Tight-pants ) Bare with me- I'm still trying to get a grip on this whole 'tumblr' thing. Shoot me a message- just don't shoot me! I am, A Chatzyvenger. Current M!A: none

[winnietheimpossible]

…

[OHMYGODIT’SCAPTAINAMERICA]

[teasexual-steve]

Are you alright? You're looking  bit pale- I can come back another time if this is bad--

[alexiabarton-deactivated2018020]

Yes, I have grown a whole five inches since I last saw you.

… Nah, I’m wearin’ heels. Nice to know it makes a difference, though.

[teasexual-steve]

I make it a point to be observant. [smirks]

How's your mom? Haven't heard from her in a while.

[nicohall-blog-deactivated201802]

[… Stares]

[ Oh my God Captain America is in my library asking for a book what do I do-] Ah- Sì, signore, terza navata a sinistra- 

[teasexual-steve]

[Grins and nods]

Grazie.

And sorry for those overdue books by the way- I'm still half way into the last one and I forgot to bring them with me--

[audrey-rogers-deactivated201502]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD—

—IS THIS YOUR STAR-SPANGLED UNDERWEAR?

[teasexual-steve]

[.......]

Audrey. Those have lace on them. Look at the back.

Besides that's not my size anyways--

[-wait those aren't sharon's and they sure as hell aren't mine and it doesn't look like they're audrey's---STARK I'M GOING TO--]

[nudibranching-blog]

[teasexual-steve]

nicohall

-Hi I'd like to check and see if there's a book on file. Is the book 'To Kill a Mockingbird' currently here?

[teasexual-steve]

winnietheimpossible

Agent Hawkings, I was told to come see you for mission specifications. It appears you're coming with me on this next one. Why they didn't tell me this till now is beyond me but-

[nods and gives her a pleasant smile before offering a hand] It's a pleasure.

[theagentcarter-deactivated20150]

[ look at this idiot go. god, why do you look like you’re about to sprout eagle wings— ]

Alright, you two tackle the living room and kitchen with your weapons. Try not to scream when Sam bursts in through the window.

Laundry? Ah. Can I use your washing machine?

[teasexual-steve]

[snorts] When have I ever--- Don't answer that.

[Just- grins and winks at her]

-Sure thing neighbor . You remember where the detergent is?

[teasexual-steve]

alexiabarton

Did you get taller? Or did I shrink?

[idliketosurvivetheadventure]

[Hawkeye & Mockingbird #1]

[theagentcarter-deactivated20150]

—Sam’s on his way over.

That means it’s clean up time. Go go go. 

[teasexual-steve]

-Sam?

I'll grab the vacuum, go ahead and start picking up the laundry and piling it in front of the washing machine. Audrey, start with the dishes- all you have to do for right now is shove them all in the sink and let them soak in hot water. After that work on the foyer-

-MARCH!

[samarchived-deactivated20171116]

Whispers, why this and flies away—

Read More

[teasexual-steve]

[andthesearemytoasters]

[Chuckles a little] You’re old fashioned, but that is an acceptable reaction. I mean, it’s not as though I did this or anything—

—Couldn’t resist.

Wonderful to hear, you must be very proud! I can’t imagine why the youngsters wouldn’t be out and about at this age. Wish I could say the same about—well…they’re being productive with their time, which is as much as I could ask for…but they’ve all been moping. Mostly over Banner’s kids. [Rolls eyes] Young love.

How goes the SHIELD work?

[teasexual-steve]

[JUMPS] NOT COOL RICHARDS! NOT AT ALL!

[straightens self out] You're just as bad as Stark is sometimes you know. [sighs] Young love indeed. She was tore up about him, you know. In case you, or ah.. Theo was wondering. That's the one right? Theodore? [shakes head] So many kids, I can't keep'em straight anymore.

It's.. tiring, to say the least.

[andthesearemytoasters]

It’s—[Grunts and springs off while still coiled]—right there, on the desk.

How’s the family?

[teasexual-steve]

[raises an eyebrow and shudders] Sorry, call me old fashioned, but I'm never not going to get grossed out by that. [goes to pick up the file, tucking it under his arm]

Anyways, they're doing fine. Sharon and I've been busy with work, Audrey's still getting top grades in her classes as usual- although she's been out of the house more than usual lately. [shrugs and looks at the ceiling] I can't imagine why. How's yours? kids driving you nuts yet?

[andthesearemytoasters]

Captain! Good to see you.

[teasexual-steve]

Dr Richards. Always a pleasure. Sorry to be troubling you like this but SHIELD's been waiting for a lab report for a while now... You've got it finished right?

[rhodette]

teasexual-steve is...no.

[rhodette]

Yeah? Well…we’ve all heard what’s under YOUR’S~

[teasexual-steve]

[starting to turn red- NOT TODAY ROGERS ]

A very unfortunate mishap yes... I'd hate for the same thing to happen to you. [sly smirk] You never know when your room's getting tossed. It's like boot camp all over again, ain't it?

[rhodette]

teasexual-steve is...no.

[rhodette]

Least I can say it without turnin’ into Captain Tomato. 

[Narrows eyes] 

[teasexual-steve]

Hey, I'm not the one with the plane fetish. [sticks tongue out of so mature Rogers. So mature. ] I'd hate to see what's under your mattress.