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Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
absolutely obsessed with these tags
ohhh october be kind. on god be kind
im handing out chocolate and tea to everyone reblogging this. good luck friends i wish you all the best
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How Ponify ruined my life
Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
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the little dry leaves swirling around in a circle on the pavement look so happy
the breeze has stopped so they're having a nap now. all tuckered out from playing
Doing a single downward dog pose on my first day of yoga class and the chakral realignment VIOLENTLY purges all toxins from my body in the form of a cloud of rancid pus that explodes from my pores. Namasty.
I was just flung violently back down the depths of dimly lit memory lane to when I used to do yoga (before we knew I had EDS).
I was switching between poses and my (unbeknownst to me) subluxated tailbone popped back into place, causing a chain reaction up the rest of my spine not unlike cracking a glow stick both in sound and visual effect as my vision whited out from pain and I was forced briefly to shake hands with the universe.
The woman on the mat next to me told me that was the "toxins" leaving my body and that's the second time I was evicted from a yoga lesson for inappropriate laughter.
... Okay but what's the first time you were evicted from a yoga lesson for inappropriate laughter?
Yoga instructor at a new class started talking about 'Christian yoga' and avoiding demons during vulnerable poses. I was in the Crane pose at the time and laughed so hard I landed on my face.
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all
It was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH
#now I'm out of the sea #and I'm up on the land #and I'm growing a leg #and I'm learning to stand #now I'm taking a step #I'm no longer a fish #I don't know what I am #but I'm going to RUN NOW #OUT UNDER THE SUN NOW #THERE I GOOOOOOO
Can I just say I am loving the new terminology running around at least in my circles about reblogging posts you think deserve to get big with things like "investing at 228 notes" or "supporting this small business" or "this post has 10k posts. to me."
Something about it that I can't find the words yet brings me absolute unbridled tiny ecstasy.
Actually you know what I can find the words absolutely. It's the shameless support of small things that you think deserve to be bigger. Someone put effort into something, or made you laugh or feel any other emotion, and you think it's something worth sharing. It makes me feel like we're all children on deviantart or fanfiction.net or whatever again, being told that actually our work isn't cringe and is actually cool.
It doesn't make sense and it isn't equivalent, no. But I don't care. It doesn't have to make sense, what it has to do is make me happy.
this post is utterly incomprehensible to me
hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make
See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk. On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role. But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.
I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie. There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read. He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.
In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”
Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders. If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset! They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath! And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”
Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”
He’s doing the right thing and he knows it. No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.
His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.
I just…love him.
Kronk is the best hands down.
Kronk is worth the entire movie. Watch the Emperor’s New Groove for Kronk.
20 INT
5 WIS
I once heard someone say Kronk was an idiot for forgetting which wine had the poison at the beginning of the movie when he and Yzma attempt to “poison” Kuzco because he had gotten distracted by the spinach puffs.
I would have forgotten. You would have forgotten. Yzma, the supposed “smart one” between them would have forgotten.
Kronk’s solution? Mix ALL the wine, and then tell Yzma not to drink it!
When Kronk first “met” Pacha and lost Kuzco, and tried to catch up to him, only to meet him later and said he “looked familiar”?
Tell me, would you be able to recognize someone if you only saw a profile of them, from a distance, in a crowded area?
After the chase scene, and Yzma and Kronk somehow make it back before Kuzco and Pacha. Even Yzma doesn’t know how they made it back first, and Kronk pulls this map out of the sky that tracked where they were.
“Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”
Kronk is the best thing to happen to this movie.
A bit of a tangent, maybe - but IMO, nobody except Patrick Warburton could’ve made this character work.
Warburton’s performing voice has a certain… I dunno what to call it (timbre? Pitch?) that sits right on the knife’s-edge between “Actually that stupid” and “sarcastically pretending to be that stupid”. You can assume it’s either, depending on what you personally think works best for any given scene, any given joke, or any given line.
what they don’t tell you about being an artist is that sometimes you will sit down and suddenly know how to draw something that youve never gotten right before
And sometimes you will sit down and suddenly be utterly unable to draw something you've always gotten right before
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