keyholes.

Bunny Mama. Tea Enthusiast. Master Baker. House Proud.

[silly-luv]

[teastorm-blog]

Wedding decorations be like...

[sseureki]

scream queens parodies taylor swifts’ swiftmas

[youngstero]

[teastorm-blog]

Liz's bumbershoot game on point doe

[awesome-picz]

Awkward Everyday Lives Of Animals By Simpsons Illustrator Liz Climo

[theoriginalpompeii]

These are too cute it aches

[teastorm-blog]

nikki omg you watch rupaul's drag race? im so proud

It's pretty much my whole entire life ❤

[teastorm-blog]

Robbed Queens according to the Zodiacs

Katya: Taurus, Leo

Raven: Libra, Scorpio

Trixie Mattel: Pisces, Saggitarius

Latrice Royale: Aries, Cancer

Milk: Capricorn, Aquarius

Max: Gemeni, Virgo

[teastorm-blog]

Like, I'm totally behind Caitlyn Jenner and think what she's done is super brave (yes, before people start arguing about what they think brave really is - I think it is brave) but c'mon Cait... did you REALLY have to be so fucking stupid and say the hardest thing about being a woman was getting dressed?!

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[unclefather]

get out of my swamp

[teastorm-blog]

Dying.

[fujisak1]

I’ve wanted to post this before I even made my account.

[boredpanda]

Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

[primacdonaldsgurl-blog-deactiva]

HEART AND BRAIN IS OFFICIALLY MY OTP

[cosmicwizdom]

x

[notforhimself]

[teastorm-blog]

👌

[teastorm-blog]

I’m sure there ain’t a heaven, but that don’t mean I don’t like to picture you there. I bet you’re bumming cigarettes off saints. I’m sure you’re still singing but I’ll bet that you’re still just a bit out of key. With that crooked smile pushing words across your teeth.

The Wonder Years - Cigarettes & Saints. When lyrics capture a recent situation perfectly.

[teastorm-blog]

Me: -watching "Say Yes to the Dress"- WHO!!! CARES!! WHAT THEY THINK! YOU LIKE THE DRESS! IT MAKES U HAPPY!!! FUCK GRANDMA SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!

[garbagejuice]

Degausser - Brand New (x)

[unfortunately-so]

I remember the first time you held my hand. I don’t know if it was because of the cold or the fact I loved you but fuck, I felt the world rush through my veins.

11:49pm sadness (via im-not-doing-okay)