Noah The Pissboy

Battle axe bisexual || he/him || exclusionist DNI: pannies, biphobes, people who think bi=2

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

“Punk” spiked clothing makes it much harder for someone to find a spot to grab onto you. Isn’t that interesting? How some rivets on your jacket and wrists can make it much harder to detain someone? I just thought that was a fun little detail in fashion everyone might want to know :)

[teath-eater]

Bro what if we re-enacted that scene from lady and the tramp 😳 and we were both boys 😳 jk, jk............ unless 😳👉👈

[teath-eater]

I wanna burn down a police station with a cute boy

be gay, commit arson

[teath-eater]

He’s the type of person I would be willing to survive an apocalypse with. It doesn’t matter if it’s a zombie infested city or a radioactive wasteland, I want to live in it with him. We could wander the post-apocalyptic world together while fighting off whatever threats we may face and look punk as fuck doing it.

[dangergays]

things i want to be:

a faerie

a pirate

a vampire who lives in an abandoned castle waiting for a beautiful mortal to stumble upon me

a pretty pretty mermaid

a sorcerer

a druid

a really old pine tree somewhere in canada

god

a cute but tough elf with great sword fighting skills

a feminist robin hood vigilante

a member of badass all female rock band jem and the holograms

a morally grey demon

canadian

a witch who runs a potion shop deep in the woods with my wife and our 17 cats

a local cryptid legend

a spacer in treasure planet (2002)

an eldritch horror

spiderman

an over dramatic prince/princess who falls in love with a peasant

a peasant who falls in love with an over dramatic prince/princess

a waterbender

visibly punk

things i am:

not any of that

[softsugaryrot]

....god I wanna be a tree or something so bad

[teath-eater]

I want to raise a family of possums with him 🥺👉👈

[all-nblm]

Not to ramble but like……. there is something just so beautiful about men, about the way they talk and smile and laugh and just Exist, there is a special kind of beauty to them and I feel that it is radiant and I am very glad that I get to experience and appreciate it

[bad-bnha-aus]

Au where the League of villains speak that OWO talk

[bad-bnha-aus]

Shigaraki: Hewwo, twime to kiwwe Aw Mwight

Stain: *ready to insta-kill*

[bad-bnha-aus]

Also, Dabi, Toga, and Hawks only end up talking like this after they join. They are incapable of talking normally now.

Dabi hates it. Toga and Hawks like its.

[teath-eater]

op change your name

[teath-eater]

god there is no greater feeling than making a playlist for the boy you like 😌🥰

[teath-eater]

I have something to say

Boys🥰

That’s it, that’s the post

[teath-eater]

god I yearn for a boy to just........ hold me 😳 and tell me everything will be ok 😳 and play with my hair 😳

[teath-eater]

Date idea: we go for a long walk in the forest. We each have a small glass jar that we can fill with moss and mushrooms. When we’re satisfied with the contents of our jar we lie down on a bed of moss together. I brought a picnic, we picnic on the moss. We find a frog and call him our son.

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

me: *going about my day*

goblin brain: you should dig a hole and lie in it face down it until moss grows on your bones and each part of the world you hate has rotted and the new millennia has begun

[aerthemis]

googled my symptoms and turns out i have to lay in moss

[achesspiece]

Men's happy trails.... Holy fuck 😳

[achesspiece]

Happy trails are why I advocate so hard for men in crop tops

[x-v4mp3y3lin3r-x]

god, boy's thighs

that's it

that's the post

[teath-eater]

date idea: we sit together in my room and make punk vests/jackets for each other. I brought the spikes and studs, you brought the patches, we each brought our own jacket. We listened to whatever music you want while we talk about life and sew everything onto our jackets. When we’re finished we trade them, I get to wear the one you made and you get to wear the one I made. Life is good and we’re vibing in our diy punk jackets.