Is that a dick.

Hi my name is Dirk Strider and I am the most bitter barista you can imagine. If you need my attention, tag it with techhop. No spaces, no dashes. Handle: techhoptimaeus m!A: none.

[childwhimsyaf]

[tech-hop]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

[pretty8elle-blog]

This deserves serious forms!

[dutchster]

[stellar-melodies-deactivated201]

I HAD TO WATCH THIS 9 TIMES OMFG

[lightbrought]

i am the pain in your ass but youre also a pain in my ass by blogging erotic material when i wasnt even in the mood

[tech-hop]

Oops.

[nathanegbert-archive-blog]

eury8ia replied to your post: WHAT IS WITH THE PORN ON MY D…

Who’s posting porn.

old man strider and not so old man strider.

[lightbrought]

dirk strider youre a pain in my ass

[tech-hop]

I was thinking it was quite the opposite.

[tech-hop]

Passively blogging fairly NSFW stuff just to get attention is so much fun.

[tech-hop]

Ghh.

[malabie]

Anonymous asked you: Would you draw Alpha Dave spanking the spoiled hell out of a petulant Dirk? Sorry, corporal punishment and angry guardians are my weaknesses.

[malabie]

asfnadnfgadfnsdf~çdsa/s;fd oh my GOD

[wilhelmryszard-deactivated20161]

[tech-hop]

I like seeing the tags on things when people reblog them from me.

It's normally very satisfying.

[acche]

[theboyrook]

Leather is sometimes necessary.

[tech-hop]

Wait, did Max start talking to someone new??

[zoantrophy]

18 year old Hercules is the liveliest of them all!

I’ve been wanting to get a good picture of him for such a long time because he is so damn beautiful that I could stare at him for hours. Adding the blue eyes and he’s just so perfect. 

My aunt, who is the owner, took him to a stallion show (I don’t know what it’s called) and he got full score, even though he’s a gelding. 

[poniesandpythons-deactivated201]

What breed is he???? He’s absolutely gorgeous, I’m at a loss of words.

[pasobility]

According to the original poster’s tags, he’s a North Swedish Horse. :3

[sdequus2]

those eyes <3333

[tech-hop]

[10:00] DS: 2 dick in my ass, 2 dicks in my cloaca, 2 dicks in my mouth, 2 dicks stroked off by my tail, and 2 more with my hands

[10:00] DS: i can handle ten dicks dirk

[tech-hop]

Fairly platonic cuddling and suddenly I'm blowing the guy.

Jeez.