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[noodles-and-tea]

Dude that’s crazy

[zinniae]

Love when people draw Simon in the 'I had potential' shirt, its great

[spacecorps]

simon saw the element of surprise shirt and took that as a challenge

[4digitan]

ok awesome, tumblr decided to just send my post into the void so here we go again:

elli came free with simon, meaning when he first woke up, he threw up a clump of flesh and… ta-daaaa! small elli materialized on our plane of existence.

simon is like the dad who didn’t want a cat, he kept his distance from her while grace figured out wether they could keep her around safely or had to throw her out into space (which he reaaaally didn’t wanna have to do, i mean, look at her cute lil legs!! she’s such a good, wiggly, little girl!!). once they were sure she wasn’t dangerous simon warmed up to her pretty quickly.

they’re connected in a cosmic horror kinda way, she can more or less sense him from anywhere even if her eyesight is really bad. simon can’t do anything special (except be very loving and caring towards her).

[ceilidho]

they're calling him the most divorceable man to ever live

[simoanriley]

I would divorce him at least 3 times

[ravaniacrescentia]

Medieval Fantasy AU Ghost 💀

[simon-ghost--riley-deactivated2]

*snoozie time with my luv*

[wombywoo]

perfect shot 🎯

[floatingcan]

🫂

thanks to the amazing artist "一個獄"

[aary-soap]

promises

[fludderpy]

You already know who it is 💀🧼

[hurrraaid]

Ghost in comfy clothes making soap want to wife him up HARD

[fludderpy]

Two big men in a tiny tent, what could go wrong

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(Full comic is on Patreon ✨🫶🏽)

[bluegiragi]

something sweet.

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this is fanart of "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" by joesoef, specifically Chapter 3 where these two knuckleheads finally get over themselves and kiss. "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" is one of the most heartfelt fics in the fandom, with such a sincere and thoughtful take on these two and their unending dedication to each other. It talks a lot about disability and is so empathetic and considerate of both Simon and Johnny in this new relationship of theirs, and I love it all to death. If you enjoyed this fic, please leave a nice comment and some kudos!!

[lanialania00]

[bluegiragi]

johnny soap mactavish, now starring as your dead wife

[bluegiragi]

equal opportunity voyeurism

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